The logo of this awful place.
Please leave, the stores are now closed. Ikeans talking to a person, even though the person can't leave.
Ikea is normally called a shopping complex, but that isn't true. Rather, it is a horrible, gigantic maze that is smaller on the outisde, but MUCH bigger on the inside than it looks, and it's already big on the outside (Like the TARDIS). A single Ikea could be the size of a entire dimension. For some reason, adults are obsessed with it. Except if that adult is John Nyanko The longest time someone has survived in there without dying was Amanda Nyanko, however she escaped since she is part of the Undefeatables
Inhabitants[]
The only known inhabitants (Ikeans) of this place are the people that work here or were born there, and obviously those that got lost. However, at nighttime, the workers become vicious and bloodthirsty, escalating problems even further. Defending against the workers is also pointless, as you become one yourself if you survive in this wretched place for over a week, but even yet still can't get out. You’ll be a mindless, insane worker who has no control over their body and even if you don’t want to kill the others, you have to. If you survive as a worker for over a year, you’ll lose your sanity, original personality, and all of your nighttime is spent with involuntarily killing people. Sometimes the workers are fake. You can tell if they’re fake if they cry when they’re killing someone. Fake employees are those who got lost but something disrupted their process of turning into an employee.
How to Escape[]
It's simple. Once you enter, there IS no getting out. You're stuck in this "furniture store" forever. Unless you're lucky as crap and find the HAL Room.
Holy fuck, that's gigantic... just imagine how big it is INSIDE!
Known Locations[]
- Asgard (Location of founding)
- New York City
- Possum City
- Singapore
- Tokyo
- Hell
- UnWorld
- densely scattered across the UnWorld and Kittehlandia
- The Backrooms
- Youtube
Trivia[]
- People have compared it to horror shames like Baldi's Basics. It's so much worse than that. Trust me, STAY AWAY!
- The 2 only known escapees are the Evil Gorilla (what he was doing in the UnWorld, I have no idea). It is thought he expanded dong to escape, and Amanda Nyanko who built a shelter and used the Psychoball to escape
- Like a TARDIS, the interior of an Ikea is not limited to it's exterior, so it is smaller on the outisde, and bigger on the inside
- Every country on every planet in the Universe has at least one IKEA.
- Blue sharks called "BLAHAJ" roam the mazes of IKEA.
- The "BLAHAJ" is also used as a mascot for IKEA in some regions.