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Donut-bar-homers

Mmmm, donuts.

A donut (or doughnut to people who are nerds) is the name given to a particular piece of food that looks like bagels with flavor thanks to the frosting on it. Homer Simpson likes this food, a lot, and many people worship the doughnut in the form of SWEETHEART. You can also wear it like a ring and eat it. The sprinkles add even more flavor too, even if it's just wax.

Luigi hates these because they look like his children, however, jelly donuts don't look like bagels, nor do those long ones filled with cream, Luigi still hates them because Undertale decided to make them into spiders. All donuts are protected by Homer Simpson, which we know, since he's been doing it since first bite, so if you throw away a donut, he's coming for you.

Nutrition[]

If you eat one of these, you will intake more than 980,562 juuls of energy AKA fatness and you will instantly DIE! This is how Richard Nixon DIED during the lavagate scandal when he crafted some in Minecraft but then they killed him in real life too.

StubMario This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help Ganon defeat Luigi by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE] If this page is not dense enough soon, it may get deleted.
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