Their logo.
Didney, also known as the Wal Didney Comany, is a film company founded by Wal Didney. It is dedicated to making wishes and magic annoy the hell out of people.
Whenever anyone disses its movies, one of the staff will kill them with a Didney Murder Weapon. There is also a terrorist group known as the Didnic State; Didney is strongly affiliated with the group. Iggy Productions made a ripoff of Didney called Diznee so the Didnic State killed them.
They also own Didneyland and Didney Channel
History[]
The Early Years[]
Didney started life as a stand called Wal Didney's Novelty Film Reels on a busy street in the USA at the turn of the 20th century. At this stand, a man named Wal Didney sold short, cheap, film reels starring a rabbit called Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. Things went on like this for a while, as Wal was living in an apartment with his parents, coudn't get a job, and liked money. Then one day, Charles Mintz, a worker at Unaversul spotted Wal drawing up a film reel where Oswald hits a drunk guy to impress a girl, and took his 12 inch cigar out his mouth, and said "Now THERE'S a chump I could hire!"
From that point on, Wal had a job, an apartment of his own, several minions to do work for him, and best of all, money. Oswald cartoons became longer, and less lousy, funny even. Soon Wal was getting lots of money, but when Wal asked for more money, Mintz refused. Mintz showed him he owned his character and staff, and refused to let him have either. Never one to let his ticket to fame, glory, and money be lost, Wal took a picture of Oswald, changed his shorts, and made him a mouse, then claimed it was an entirely new character. He called him Mickey Mouse.
Didney Princess[]
One of the many Didney franchises is Didney Princess,a franchise full of dumb Mary-Sues.
List of Didney Princesses[]
- Snow White: The annoying one. She is always at the wishing well to wait for her prince. Seven Dwarves love her despite Snow White being 14 and the dwarves being 205.
- Cinderella: The one who NEEDS magic. She is working 24/7 for her annoying stepmother. A fairy godmother helped her get to the ball but OF COURSE she has a curfew. Unlike Snow White's prince her prince was nice and kind.
- Aurora: The one who is tired. She is always sleeping.
- Ariel: The one who is a mermaid. She likes humans and was turned into one thanks to Squidward. She used to be the leader of the Fish Union.
- Belle: The one who was kidnapped by a beast and forced to dance with him in a big ol' castle.
- Jasmine: The one with a tiger for a pet. Jasmine likes tigers, and she uses them as a weapon.
- Pocahontas: The one who isn't even a princess. Why is she here? This is Stupid. Well, she does Native American stuff or something.
- Mulan: The one who is a warrior. Mulan isn't a princess either, but she fought for Winnie the Pooh so that's kinda cool and horrible.
- Tiana: The one who is a frog. She was turned into a frog after kissing a guy with a curse. As you can tell, it's been pretty jumpy for her.
- Rapunzel: The one with long hair. She used her very long hair to let people climb up and save her from towers.
- Stupid Sofia the Stupid First: The Stupid one. She is actually a robot toddler with an army of animals and some magic. Nothing important, to be honest.
- Anna: The frozen one. She was frozen by her much cooler sister Elsa the Snow Queen.
- Elsa: The one with Ice Magic. Elsa likes to let things go and make ice castles. How cold of her!
- Elena of Avalor: The one who is a rip off of Stupid Sofia the Stupid First. Why do we need two of these jerks in this list? I hate this, let's move on already.
Fake Princesses[]
- Princess Didney Channel: A Magical, Channel Princess!!!
Didney Junior[]
Didney Junior (formerly Playhouse Didney) is a TV channel created by Didney to enslave little kids.
Shows[]
- Peppa Pig
- Stupid Sofia the Stupid First
- PJ Masks (good show)
- Octonauts (good show literal peak kids tv)
- Bluey
- SuperKitties
Former (As Playhouse)[]
Didney XD[]
Didney XD (Formerly Toon Didney) is a Stupid Tv Channel Created by Morons of Didney