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A lovely afternoon with the Cogs

The Cogs (Collective of Gizmoish Salesmen) are (sometimes) an evil group that consists of weird robots who do weird things and always try an destroy the strange place no one cares about known as Toontown. There are so many cogs that it would be to much space-taking to list them all in a heading, so here is a nice picture to satisfy your needs that you need. The Cogs tend to be a bunch of business-themed robots, created by Scrooge McDuck himself to promote capitalism.

They obviously don't like it when there's fun in Toontown, but they are fine with fun anywhere else and don't really try and stop anyone (for some reason), and they hate Toontown so much they were dumb enough to set of HQ's near areas of Toontown, Toons destroyed the HQ's shortly after, and the cogs ran away for a new plan.

The Great Cog Division[]

When the leaders couldn't sort out their cogs, (They mistakenly put a Telemarketer in the wrong suit one day) they decides to make 4 types of cogs; Lawbots, Sellbots, Cashbots and Bossbots. There is also a 5th type of cogs named Cardboardbots, but we don't talk about them. The CJ agreed to this law, then the Chairman agreed to it, then the law past. This meant all Cogs were to be separated to be in one group and do certain things and to make sure they were organized, there was never a cog in the wrong suit again.

The Day Cogs Tookover Toontown[]

On September 19th, 2013, Cogs invaded Toontown in millions of numbers, the stupid Toons couldn't keep up and surrendered, then the bosses got to enjoy killing them all. Then they chopped off Flippy's head and had a victory cheer, then they renamed Toontown into Cogtown. Today, Cogs roam around Cogtown killing any surviving Toons who assault Cogtown.

Cog Crusades[]

During the mid-1900s to some point in 2008, the Cogs had an initiative in which they'd try conquering other countries, like Japan and Switzerland to take over and build more factories and, after that, erase them from existence. Naturally, nobody liked this, and a few Cogs broke free from the system because of this (including The Mingler). These Cogsades as they were called would eventually cease due to the economic recession, though. Rumor has it that someone has vowed revenge against them for killing their family and friends. Oh yeah, and they're building a super-weapon because a certain Orphans Adoptive Father Continued to beat them.

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