UnAnything Trading Card Shame

Not to be confused with Cards.

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The UnAnything Trading Card Shame or UnAnything TCS is essentially the UnAnything Wiki's ripoff of Pokémon Cards. It involves players taking turns to thrash each other and then get in a fistfight when one loses.

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Both players start with a deck, which they must shuffle. There is a certain number of lives decided by the players, at which once a player loses all their lives, they lose the game. Each player takes turns to use the cards in their hand, with one card at the forefront - once the card loses all HP, the player loses a life. Simples! :) If you're really good, then maybe you can go to the World Campionship at the UnAnything Trading Card Shame: Battle Arena!

List of Cards

A poster, when the first tin released in Japan following the NA release. Series 1 (2021) Series 1 of the UnAnything Trading Card Shame was released in Japan, Europe and North America on November 7th, 2021. It contains 51 different cards (0000 - 0050) each featuring a different character. The first series tin released in North America on November 7th, 2021 following an announcement a few months earlier. A day later was when the tin was released in Japan, on November 8th. A Europe release happened on December 30th. Series 2 has been announced for early 2022. [Show/Hide Series] Captain 0 200 HP Gun Flip a coin, if heads, the foe loses 50 HP. Awesomeness The foe loses an extra 10HP for the next 3 turns due to the sheer awesomeness of Captain 0. Medium-Rare Card № 0000 Captain 1 190 HP Evil smack!!! Captain 1 punches the foe and they lose 40HP Ugly The Uglyness of Captain 1 causes 20 HP lost, and deals 5 extra HP for the next 4 turns. Medium-Rare Card № 0001 Kat and Ana 160 HP Katana Kat and Ana slice up the opponent, taking 40 HP. Ninja Dodge Flip a Coin. If heads, Kat and Ana will avoid the enemy's attack this turn and go first the next. Uncommon Card № 0002 Sans 130 HP Bad Time Sans beats the living sh*t out of your foe removing 10 HP each of the next 3 turns. Trombone Sans' trombone skills take 35 HP from your foe. Uncommon Card № 0003 Empire State Building 300 HP Don't Be Racist The Empire State Building sings a song about racism that lowers everybody's guard, letting attacks deal double the next turn. Collapse The Empire State Building collapses, dealing ⅓ of everyone's HP at the cost of the card itself. Card cannot be used after this attack. Uncommon Card № 0004 Your Mom 90 HP You Are Grounded Grounded Grounded Flip a Coin. If heads, Your Mom grounds (immobilizes) the opponent for this turn and the next. Claw Your Mom uses her claw on the enemy, dealing 30 HP. Common Card № 0005 Dawn 120 HP Axe Flip a coin twice. For every heads, Dawn's axe will deal 30 HP to the enemy. Piplup Dawn's Piplup will begin shooting bubbles at the opponent. Flip a coin. If heads, the foe will take 15 damage for 4 turns. If tails, the foe will only take 5 damage for 2 turns. Common Card № 0006 James Hetfield 120 HP YEYEAH James Hetfield screams “YEYEAH” and shoots the foe, dealing 30 HP. F*CK James Hetfield swears at the foe. This offends them, halving the strength of the next attack. Common Card № 0007 Squidward Tentacles 110 HP Clarinent Squidward plays his clarinet for 2 turns, dealing 25 HP each turn. Squid Ink Flip a coin. If heads, Squidward shoots Squid Ink at the foe, causing them to potentially miss the next turn. (Forces their attack to require a coin flip, stacks with other coin flips) Common Card № 0008 Sonic the Hedgehog 150 HP Spin Dash Sonic Spin Dashes the foe, dealing 30 HP. Chaos Emeralds Flip a Coin. If heads, Sonic turns into Super Sonic for the next turn, meaning he is invincible to most attacks and his attacks do double. Uncommon Card № 0009 Yoshikoopa 190 HP Create Create the UnAnything Wiki and weaken the foe's attacks by 40HP. This can only be done once. Kingly Gun Shoots the foe, dealing 45 HP! Medium-Rare Card № 0010 Javilus 175 HP Cool Design Make a cool character design and return the damage the foe dealt on their last turn. FIRE Javilus incinerates the foe, dealing 10HP of damage, and 60 in pre-Jungle Inferno afterburn damage the next turn. Other Javili do not experience the afterburn. Does 3x damage to Fire Wario. Uncommon Card № 0011 MountWario 190 HP Administrate Ban the oppponents, dealing 40 HP. Archive MountWario archives all the images and heals 50 of his own HP. Uncommon Card № 0012 VestaServal 180 HP Furry You are a furry, this hurts the foe by 40HP. Canadia You eat maple syrup and your next attack does +10 HP. Uncommon Card № 0013 DeeDOS69 120 HP MS Pain-t You bring the pain in paint and deal 30 damage. Strangesmack You destroy all strangeness and deal an 10 damage to the foe over the next 3 turns. This attack can only be used once. Common Card № 0014 HippyDippyHoop 150 HP Chewy Chews A blitz of Chewy Chews tins is brought onto the opponent, this deals 25 damage Edit Streak Special You go on a massive 365 day edit streak, deals 10 damage but increases attack by 7 and decreases health by 10. Can only be used twice. Common Card № 0015 GNEgg 30 HP Shart You shart, angering the foe, increasing their next attack by 20HP. Well done idiot! Scream You scream at the foe, annoying them, increasing their next attack by 20HP. Well done idiot! Worthless Cr*p Card № 0016 Berry the Mew 137 HP Bass Boosted Headphones You blast an extremely loud song at the opponents for 2 turns, dealing 25 HP every turn. Hyper Beam Berry charges his Hyper Beam for this turn, and then shoots the foe the next. The beam does 60 HP. Common Card № 0017 Lord Swagger the 10th 150 HP Cigar Lord Swagger Smokes a Fat Blunt, healing 25 HP. Sniper Rifle Lord Swagger 360 No-Scopes the foe, taking away 35 HP. This attack always goes first. Common Card № 0018 Zapizzaz 130 HP Work Work at the UnAnything HQ to earn 45 HP back, but at the cost of this turn and the next. Pizza Feed the foe Pizza, healing them for 15 HP but halving their attack power during the process. Common Card № 0019 Chuck Norris (C2) 250 HP Roundhouse Kick Chuck Roundhouses the opponent, dealing 75 HP. AK-47 Chuck shoots the foe for 3 turns, dealing 20 HP every turn. Medium-Rare Card № 0020 Jack Frost 100 HP Hee Ho The power of Hee and Ho increases all ice magic damage on the battlefield by 20 HP. Bufu Standard ice magic. Flip 3 coins, 0-1 heads 50 damage, 2 heads 60 damage and the enemy unable to attack the next turn. Flip 3 coins and Jack Frost casts a spell he doesn't know, and freezes the opponent's card in solid ice dealing 1760 damage. Common Card № 0021 Fire Wario 160 HP Burn “I'm-a burning! Each time I use-a this move I lose 40 HP.” Deals 60 HP. Flame Engulfment “The embers'll consume-a me whole. I won't-a be able to recover after this.” Deals 100 HP, card combusts after use. Medium-Rare Card № 0022 Ralph Wiggum 110 HP Hug Flip a coin. If heads, the foe decides to make positive life choices and donates 30 of their HP to charity. If tails, Ralph trips and loses 100 HP. Nose Pick The foe is grossed out for one turn. During this turn, the foe cannot do anything. Common Card № 0023 THE GREAT PAPYRUS! 160 HP Nyehehe!!! The great Papyrus shall Capture you.. and take 45 of your HP!! Nyehehe! MY SECRET ATTACK! You turn blue.. that's it! (Lowers attack by 60%.) Uncommon Card № 0024 Tinky Winky 140 HP Stupid Your stupidity causes the foe to go braindead and deal 10 less damage on each attack. Eh-Oh You pull out a WMD and blast away 35 of the foe's HP. Common Card № 0025 Dipsy 120 HP Lazer Armor You stregthen your lazer armor for this turn, causing damage delt towards you to be halved, with other half being dealt back to the opposing card. Ray Gun You pull out a Ray Gun and shoot the foe, taking away 30 HP. Common Card № 0026 Laa-Laa 130 HP Tubby Toast You eat some Tubby Toast, healing you for 25 HP. Knife You stab the foe with a knife, draining away 35 of their HP. Common Card № 0027 Po 150 HP Fruit Loop of Doom You shoot a JPEG beam at the enemy, getting rid of 40 HP. TV Tummy Po uses the TV on her belly to hypnotize the foe. Flip a coin. If heads, the foe is immobilized for the next turn. Common Card № 0028 Spamton NEO 130 HP [Pipis] [Shoot] PIPIS AT THE [Enemy], DEALING [40] HP [Bluelight Specil] TOGGLES DEFENSE MODE ON AND OFF. IN DEFENSE MODE, THE [Foe's] ATTACKS ARE NOW [50% Off], WITH THE [Low Low Price] OF YOUR ATTACKS BEING AT A [50% Discount] TOO. Uncommon Card № 0029 Sailor Moon 150 HP Moon Tiara Action Throw your Tiara at enemies, taking 40 HP away from them! Moon Healing Escalation Heal yourself 25 HP usng your Moon Stick! Uncommon Card № 0030 Mario 131 HP Jump You jump on the foes head, dealing 30 HP! It's-a-me! It's-a-you! You cook spaghetti and heal 25 of your own HP! Common Card № 0031 Luigi 60 HP Wet Pants You wet your pants out of fear, and therefore waste a turn. Cry You cry in the corner, and therefore waste a turn. Worthless Cr*p Card № 0032 Princess Peach 80 HP Parasol You hit the foe with your Parasol, dealing 25 HP. Get Kidnapped You get kiddnapped by Bowser. Flip a coin. If heads, the foe will chase after him and embark on an adventure, effectively eliminating it. This card gets discarded after using this move. Common Card № 0033 Waluigi 125 HP Tennis Racket You wack your Tennis Racket at the foe, taking away 30 HP! Taco You eat a taco, healing you for 60 HP. Do note that the next turn you will sh*t your pants, losing 20 HP. Common Card № 0034 WaTinky Winky 160 HP Shotgun You shoot the foe with a gun, dealing 30 HP. Wa-ify You throw yourself into the Wa-Machine and your attacks deal 10 extra damage. Can stack, but only up to WaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky (4 Times), as you'll ASPLODE (Card instantly gets discarded) if you go any further. Uncommon Card № 0035 King Harkinian 150 HP DINNER You eat DINNER, healing yourself for 25 HP. Dinner Blaster You shoot DINNER at the foe, shaving off 35 HP! Common Card № 0036 Kris 151 HP Suicune Kris's Suicune uses Ice Beam on the foe, blasting off 30 HP. Flip a coin. If heads, the foe is immobilized for the next turn. Typhlosion Kris's Typhlosion uses Flamethrower on the foe, burning away 25 HP. Flip a coin. If heads, the foe gets hit for 15 afterburn damage next turn. Common Card № 0037 Link 140 HP Sword Slash your Master Sword at the foe, dealing 40 HP! Shield Flip a coin. If heads, Link blocks the enemy's attack with his shield! Common Card № 0038 Sunflower 70 HP Sun You gain some Sun thanks to the Sunflower, making your next card have 10 extra HP. This attack stacks. Pick Seeds Sunflower causes both player's hands to be discarded, Reshuffle the decks they have, and draw 3 cards. Uncommon Card № 0039 Bowser 180 HP Fire Breath Fire at the enemy, dealing 40 HP! Takes away 10 HP for the next 3 turns. Hammer You throw hammers at the opponent, hitting them for 50 HP! Medium-Rare Card № 0040 Pepsiman 165 HP Pepsi Spray Pepsi at the enemy, dealing 40 HP and causing their next attack to always go last. Crystal Pepsi Drink some 20-year old Crystal Pepsi, healing yourself for 25 HP! Uncommon Card № 0041 I LIKE TRAINS KID 90 HP I Like Trains You say "I Like Trains.", causing a Train to hit you and the foe, losing 90 HP. Discard yourself after use. Do The Flop Summon the Do The Flop Guy, making you and the enemy faceplant on the ground. Both you and the opponet lose 50 HP. Uncommon Card № 0042 Baby Yoshi 75 HP Eat Flip 3 Coins. 0 Heads = Nothing, 1 Heads = Bite the foe. 20 HP, 2 Heads = Chomp on the foe's Frontal Lobe. 35 HP + Heal 20 HP, 3 Heads = Consume the foe whole. Instakills the opponent. Spit Out Throw up a wrench that hits the enemy, knocking off 25 HP. Common Card № 0043 Freddy Fazbear 140 HP Jumpscare Jumpscare the foe, giving them a heart attack that deals 30 HP. Toreador March Play the Toreador March song for this turn, causing the foe's guard to go down and lose hope. Your jumpscare now does 75 HP for the next turn! Uncommon Card № 0044 SpongeBob SquarePants 150 HP Bubbles Blow Bubbles at the foe. Flip a coin. If heads, the foe decides to have fun with the bubbles during their turn instead of using any of their moves. Krabby Patty Cook yourself a Krabby Patty, healing yourself for 30 HP! Common Card № 0045 4 140 HP Screech Flip a coin. If heads, you screech at the foe, stunning them for this turn. Four!!! You wack Golf Balls at the enemy for the rest of the time Four is alive, dealing 4 damage every turn. This stacks each time you use this attack. Common Card № 0046 Capricorn 160 HP Ram You headbutt the foe, taking away 50 HP, but at the cost of 20 of your own HP. Tail Slap You slap your fish tail at the enemy, taking away 35 HP! Uncommon Card № 0047 Fatman 185 HP Fatarang Throw your fatty fatarang at the enemy, dealing 20 HP. Roll Roll towards the foe to crush them! Deals 45 HP, but Fatman will keep going during the next turn (not dealing any damage) and crash. Uncommon Card № 0048 Barney 150 HP Eat Barney will eat the foe during this turn, then spit them out the next. Each turn causes the foe to take 35 HP. The foe's attacks do 1.5x more while being eaten. Butcher Knife Barney cuts up the opponent with his butcher knife, dealing 30 HP. Common Card № 0049 Metal Sonic 175 HP Energy Beam Shoot an Energy Beam at the enemy, dealing 40 HP! Fly Fly towards the foe, slamming your body into them. This does 90 HP but takes two turns to do and takes away one third of your health as well. Uncommon Card № 0050

Series 2 (2022) Sereis 2 is set to be released February 1st, 2022 in North America and Europe, then in Japan on February 5th, 2022. It will contain even more cards than the previous series, and will introduce new UNDEFEATABLE cards, which will feature stronger abilities and higher statistics than the regular cards. UNDEFEATABLE Cards need their respective regular card (For instance, and UNDEFEATABLE Chuck Norris Card will need to be stacked with the Chuck Norris Card) to be Promoted and used. [Show/Hide Series] Eho 140 HP Legendary White Teletubby Your goodness and innocence heals 30 of your HP. Silver Loop Your head-square-thingy releases bubbles of chlorine gas which deals 35 HP of damage to the foe. Common Card № 0051 Doddy 120 HP Candee Cane Doddy beats the foe with a cane, dealing 10 HP damage across each of the next four turns. Another attack cannot be used during this time. Candee Crush Your opponent gets crushed by Doddy, dealing 30 HP worth of damage. Common Card № 0052 Mumu 100 HP Censor BBC Censors Mumu from the battle. Flip a coin. If heads, the opponent will miss their next attack due to the censor bars blocking their view. Realize Mumu will realize that he is in a battle. Flip a coin. If heads, this realization will reflect the opponent's next attack for half HP somehow. Common Card № 0053 Thumper 130 HP Summon Lythronax Thumper summons Lythronax and has it bite the foe for 45 HP. Be a Cannibal You crunch down on some bunny meat, healing yourself for 20 health. Uncommon Card № 0054 Teepo 90 HP Try to Read You try to read a book, but cannot since your blind. You hurt yourself for 10 HP after straining your eyes. Clean Noo-Noo You clean Noo-Noo during the turn, wasting it. Noo-Noo sucks with his vacuum nose too, causing any of the opponent's coin-related attacks to always hit heads. Worthless Cr*p Card № 0055 Ruggut 110 HP Spy Flip a coin. If heads, then the opponent must show you the next three cards of their deck. Grow Fur You grow your fur, making any attacks deal 5 less HP dealt to yourself. Stacks up to four times (20 less HP dealt). Any attacks that deal less than that defense will simply do 0 damage. Uncommon Card № 0056 Tado 80 HP Shoot Potato Shoots a Potato at the foe, dealing 25 HP. Eat Potato Eats a Potato, healing back 25 HP. Common Card № 0057 Asplode Tinky Winky 200 HP Summon Jellyfish Summons a Jellyfish that zaps the foe for 25 HP. Flip 2 Coins. Different Jellyfish can be summoned depending on order. (Air = 2 Tails, Earth = Tails, Heads, deals 2x HP, Ice = Heads, Tails, Freezes for next turn, Fire = 2 Heads, deals 15 HP for the next 4 turns) Tubby Custard Explosion Turns into Tubby Custard and Asplodes. Deals 75 HP to the foe but deals 100 HP to self. Medium-Rare Card № 0058 Telephobia 260 HP Nuclear Laz0r Shoots a Laz0r at the foe, dealing 45 HP. Radiation Poisoning This Move will deal 10 HP of damage to the opponents for the rest of the time Telephobia is on the stage. This move is automatically used once Telephobia enters the stage. Rare Card № 0059 UNDEFEATABLE Telephobia 340 HP Nuclear Madness The opponent gets dealt for 30 damage for gazing at Telephobia. The foe gets dealt 10 HP for the rest of the battle until they DIE. This move can be used repeatedly, but but after-damage does NOT stack. Nuclear Explosion Telephobia Nukes the entire battlefield, dealing 200 HP to anything inside of the Battlefield. This card shall be discarded after using this move. NNFT Card № 0060 Hungry Pumkin 300 HP I’m very hungry! The opponent gets dealt for 10 damage as the pumkin yells into the ears “I’M VERY HUNGRY!” No, I don’t want that! YEETs the plate back at your opponent. Enemy card can’t be used for 1 turn. Common Card № 0061 Cold Caller 100 HP Stand Still Immunity to 1 attack of 1 damage or more. Throw Throws a snowball at you, dealing 5 damage. This is meant as a throwaway card! Throw this thing away! Card № 0062 Dr. Who 150 HP Into the TARDIS Slams the TARDIS on your opponent. Dealing 27 damage Time Travel!!! Goes back to 65,000,000 BC to steal a T. Rex and makes it eat your opponent's card killing it instantly Medium-Rare Card № 0063