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Celebrity Heaven

The gate to Celebrity Heaven

Celebrity Heaven is a small closed off section of Heaven where all of the celebrities go (don't worry, Justin Beaver doesn't count). Many claim it is "unfair" that celebrities get better treatment even after death, but God said tough luck. When they claimed God was biased because he is a celebrity, God simply snapped his fingers and they went to Hell for a while.

Celebrity Heaven was built in 1972 when celebrities started complaining because Everybody wanted their autograph. God was sick of dealing with all of these idiots, so he made a "Celebrity Heaven" so they would shut up.

Celebrity Heaven is exactly the same as regular heaven, except there are no celebrities in regular Heaven. Well, there is one other difference. Celebrity Heaven has a hot tub. Beside that, they're exactly the same.

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