The logo
Captain 0's Pizza is a pizza restaraunt and takeaway company run by Captain 0. It is known for that fact that every customer that goes in the restaurant comes out more awesome. Ingredients may vary, but they are almost always awesome. While The UnWorld today has one of these in every town and city, there is only one restaurant in The Real World, in London, just across the street from Buckingham Palace.
In 2012, Captain 1 destroyed the restaurant, but another one was opened down the block.
In 2013, Captain 1 destroyed Captain 0's Pizza AGAIN.
Shortly after the 2nd destruction, a rumor started that Captain 0 is running an underground (by that, we mean located inside Westminister Tube station) Captain 0's Pizza store somewhere in London. These rumors turned out to be TRUE. However, the website for Captain 0's Pizza can only be accessed by members of the Upper Counsel of Undefeatables for some reason.
In 2014, Captain 0's Pizza decided to spread its empire operations across the entire UnWorld, opening up in every city all at once so everywhere could be rated on The Pizza Quality Index.
In 2017 Captain 0 decided to open up the website to the public. Because in his words “very few people are Undefeatable, so it’d be unfair to limit website access to those people.” And in 2019 alcoholic beverages were added to the menu because who doesn’t want to have booze with pizza?
Captain 0's Pizza delivery fleet
They have a whole arsenal of vehicles and people to deliver the pizza, such as cars, boats, motorbikes and portable takeaway trailers. They even have drones to deliver pizza to anyone who lives in a remote location, such as Chuck Norris's Remote Ocean Base. They have loads of vehicles to deliver pizza to just about anywhere in the UnWorld, such as:
- 10,000,000 Cars with a sign with the logo on it
- 50,000,000 delivery bikes
- OVER 9000 drones, to deliver pizza to remote places
- A Cybertruck
- The Halberd (sometimes)
- 4,000 Boats
- 20 train carriages built to transport pizza by rail
- 20,000 mobile takeaway trailers
- 1,000,000 portable pizza makers
- 100,000,000,000,000 Robots to deliver the pizza if the staff are too lazy to deliver it themselves
- And 10 boats with Captain 0's pizza restaurants on them
Food Menu
| Item | Description | The Price |
| Regular Pizza | Pizza with tomato sauce, awesomesauce, and cheese. | Un$10 |
| Meat Pizza | A regular pizza with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and MOAR awesomesauce. | Un$15 |
| Vegetarian Pizza | A meat pizza with tofu instead of meat and with EVEN MOAR awesomesauce. | Un$30 |
| Dessert Pizza | A pizza with awesomesauce cookies for crust, with awesomesauce ice cream for the rest of the pizza. ZOMG!!!ONE!!!!!! | Un$10 |
| Awesomesauce Pizza | A pizza with random toppings, but it always contains Awesome Juice. Ironically, it is the only item without awesomesauce serves at this restaurant, although it is still awesome to ingest. | Un$13.37 |
| Spaghetti Pizza | A pizza with spaghetti on it. Oh, and it has awesomesauce. | Un$15 |
| Mushroom Pizza | A pizza with LOTSA mushrooms (Field Mushrooms, field mushrooms are not deadly), ham, salami and cheese, don't forget awesomesauce! | Un$14.99 |
| Box o' AWESOME Chicken Wings | 15 wings in a box. Available with awesomesauce, BBQ, teriyaki, buffalo, Tabasco and honey garlic | Un$17.99 |
| QuadPizza | 4 Pizzas in ONE, including mushroom pizza, spaghetti pizza, meat pizza and regular pizza | Un$23 |
| Pizza Deluxe | Mushrooms, awesomesauce, bacon and MOAR salami and EVEN MOAR ham! | Un$20.49 |
| Custom Pizza | You choose what's on your pizza?!? ЭПИК ВИН!!!!! | Un$13.37 |
| Pizza Subs | Normally comes with awesomesauce, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni, but you can pick what you want. | Un$9.99 |
| Hawaiian Pizza | Ham, salami and pineapple. Forbidden in the Mushroom Kingdom and LazyTown. Ordering this is considered frowned upon. | Un$13.37 |
| Box o' AWESOME Ribs | Ribs. Available with BBQ sauce, teriyaki, hot sauce, or awesomesauce | Un$12.99 for 1 rack Un$19.99 for 2 racks |
| Awesome Fries | The best french fries you will ever eat in your life. Comes with 4-dimensional salt and dipping sauce of your choice. | Un$6.99 |
Drink Menu
The drinks they serve at the restaurant. Lotsa them are named after Undefeatables. Cups are Un$3.99 for all sizes but cans and bottles are also available. Licensed by the distributors so they can have custom names.
| Item | Description | The Price |
| Awesome Cola | Literal Coca Cola, with X-TRA ICE! | Un$2.99 per bottle Un$4.99 per can. |
| Awesomeness Root Beer. | Just some Root Beer, trying to be Captain 0's own. | Un$2.99 per bottle Un$4.99 per can. |
| Chuck Norris Brand Pepsi | Just some pepsi, nothing special. | Un$2.99 per bottle Un$4.99 per can. |
| TIERZ™ Carbonic Acid | Technically the truth, it’s just sparkling water. Flavour packets available. | Un$2.99 per bottle Un$4.99 per can Un$0.99 for flavor packets. |
| Dr. Demuro | Just some Dr. Pepper. Weirdly enough, we can't pin down the guy this is referring to... | Un$2.99 per bottle Un$4.99 per can. |
| Mario 7-UP | Seven tiny cans of 7-UP. Each acts like a 1-up mushroom. | Un$7.77 |
| OVER 9000 Nilered Grape Soda | Totally normal grape soda. I can ensure you this was not made out of rubber gloves. [1] | Un$2.99 for bottle, Un$5.49 for can. |
| Slush Kings | The slushies served here are known for being one of the best. Available in black cherry, lemonade, Coke, blue raspberry, grape, lemon-lime, Mnt-Dew and cream soda. | Un$0.99 for baby sized, Un$1.49 for small, Un$1.99 for medium, Un$2.49 for large and Un$2.99 for King size. |
| Limónade | Lemonade mixed with limeade. Surprisingly it's not that bad! | Un$2.49 for bottle, Un$4.49 for can. |
| Sour soda | Exactly what it says on the can. Available in black cherry, green apple and watermelon. | Un$2.49 for bottle, Un$4.49 for can. |
| UHD 8K 120FPS HDR Cherry | A very delicious cherry soda, don’t ask us about the overcomplicated name! | Un$2.99 per bottle Un$4.99 per can |
| Orange juicy | It’s freshly squeezed orange juice from the eye of Homer Simpson. | Un$1.99 per bottle Un$3.49 per can |
| Regular water | You could get this out of the tap for free. Why? | Un$1.49 for bottle ONLY |
Alcoholic Beverages
You must be of legal age to buy these, usually 18. These are stored in mini-fridges so the kids don't see them. After drinking these please don't be stupid: don't drive or operate any machinery for 4 hours and get a taxi.
| Item | Description | Price |
| Chuck's Cold One | Beer made by god himself. Alcohol by volume: 6% | Un$7.99 per bottle Un$9.99 per can. |
| Hard Root Beer. | Root Beer WITH ALCOHOL!!! Alcohol by Volume: 5% | Un$7.99 per bottle Un$9.99 per can. |
| Whisky and Cola. | The classic cocktail in a tall boy can with cola and then whisky! Alcohol by Volume: 9% | Un$9.99. Cans only. |
| Captain 0 Brewery's Drowning Unicorn | Is this sparkling wine? I think it is! Alcohol by Volume: 10% | Un$7.99 per bottle Un$9.99 per can. |
| Tierboskat's Blood in a Can. | It's a cocktail that's very similar to a p*rnstar martini, non-alcoholic version also available. Alcohol by volume: 9% | Un$7.99 per bottle Un$9.99 per can. |
Trivia
- There are a few things that are only available at the OG Captain 0's Pizza in London, such as the Captain 0 Special, which is the most expensive pizza in Existence, and its ingredients are TOP SECRET. Only 2 people know the ingredients and they guard it with their life.
- Pst pst, SOMEONE leaked the ingredients here!
- Captain 1 is planning a mass-terrorism event where he’s gonna bomb 75% of all Captain 0’s Pizzas in the UnWorld. He thankfully hasn’t done it, yet.