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Ash Bandicoot

The start screen took 3 minutes to make.

 

Ash Bandicoot was a shame made by Nintendo in 2012. Everybody knows it is NOT a copy of Crash Bandicoot. The story starts out with Ash Ketchum as a Bandicoot falling out of Dr. Neo Bart's castle thing (aka the Simpson's House). Ash needs to rescue his girlfriend, Tawnachu, who for some reason was locked up in a giant POOTIS face. Near the end of the shame when Dr. Neo Bart is on one pixel of health left, the shame always crashes, and the Wii being used gets the 𐌺-𐌺 virus. But the shame comes back on 2 seconds later to your disappointment. This is the main shame in the Ash Bandicoot series and the worst one currently.

It revolves around Ash Ketchum being turned into a Bandicoot by Sackboy and being forced to do dangerous stuff to turn back to a human and on the way there you collect 'em all!

StubMario This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help students escape a survival game by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE] If this page is not dense enough soon, it could be nuked.
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