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Not to be confused with A.

Α is for Alpha! Α (Alpha)

IT'S ALPHA TIME! Α (Alpha)

WAIT! IT'S ACTUALLY 1:43 AM! Α (Alpha), in response to his last comment after checking his wristwatch.

Alpha (or Α) is a mysterious member of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, and the leader of ΑΒΓΔΕΖΗΘΙΚΛΜΝΞΟΠΡΣΤΥΦΧΨΩ (which is based in Greece, and a sub-group of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ). He controls the power of fire and fights like a samurai, as well as creating a semi-nuclear explosion.

It is believed that Α is descended from the fictional Greek gods he worshiped, and that is why he is so powerful and slaps peoples' girlfriends' arses at Gamestop. He is probably just gaseous though.

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