When Fatman started saving people in Possum City OVER and OVER and OVER, they wrote a song about him. This eventually became a theme song. When they made movies about him, they always played this song, and people threw up.
SINGER ONE: Who's the fattest guy in town?
SINGER TWO: Homer Simpson?
SINGER ONE: Nope.
SINGER TWO: Bowser?
SINGER ONE: Guess again!
SINGER TWO: Umm... Who?
SINGER ONE: IT'S FATMAN YOU MORO... I mean... FATMAN!
SINGER TWO: Oh!
SINGER ONE: Who's by your side when bad guys are here?
SINGER TWO: I give up.
SINGER ONE: They really should have hired somebody else for the singer two position. When ever I say something, just say Fatman.
SINGER TWO: Okay!
SINGER ONE: Who beat The Poker and the old Cat Lady?
SINGER TWO: FATMAN!
SINGER ONE: Who stomped Bane of Losers and smashed ole' Poo Face?
SINGER TWO: FATMAN!
SINGER ONE: When you need help, who do you call?
SINGER TWO: Ghostbusters!
SINGER ONE: FATMAN!
SINGER TWO: Right! FATMAN!
SINGER ONE: Who do you call?
SINGER TWO: Fatman!
SINGER ONE: Actually, it was Ghostbusters that time.
SINGER TWO: Oh.
SINGER ONE: You know what? I quit.
|Fatman and Related Nonsense|
|Fatman - Fat Robin - Fatgirl - Fat Hound - Bitewing - Officer Weirdo|
|Not So Good Guys|
|The Poker - Cat Lady - Calendar Man - Poo Face - Bane of Losers - Creepy Mask Man - Pile of Goo - Croc Head - Anti Fatman - Man Fat - Mr. Cold - Pen Guin - The Guy Who Asks Too Many Questions|
|Fatmobile - Fatplane - Fatboat - Fatarang - Fatcave - Possum City - Super Fat - Fatman Theme Song|
|Fatman: The Movie - Fatman 2: Return of the Fatman - Fatman 3 - Fatman 4: Yet Another Fatman Movie - Fatman 5: Get a Life - Fatman 6: Seriously? - Fatman 7: Enough Fatman Movies - Fatman 8: I Hate Fatman - Fatman 9: For Crying Out Loud Stop - Poker|
|Fatman: The Shame - Fatman: The Shame 2: Really? - Fatman: The Shame 3: We Aren't Going to Tolerate This - Fatman: The Shame 4: The Quest For More Money to Buy Food - Calendar Man`s Shame - Fatman Advance - Fatman Advance 2 - Fatman Advance 3|
|Fatman: The Show|