Fatman Movies

The Fatman Movies are a series of movies made about the (in)famous hero Fatman. The first three were released as Horror Classics.

The idea originally came after this stuff actually happened to Fatman. Some people from Hollywood came up. Fatman tried to atack them by sitting on them, but they got a baseball bat, and knocked Fatman out. Then, they used one of their mind control devices to have Fatman tell them what happened. Then, they made eight movies. After that he ate more and more, so they made even more! He's probably eating right now 15 seconds ago. Wha?

These movies weren't all that popular. In fact, they wouldn't have even bothered making the last few if The Poker didn't force them to. The movies were a terrible idea. END OF STORY.

List of Fatman Movies[]

On the off-chance that you haven't fallen asleep yet, here's a list of the movies:

Fatman: The Movie - In this one, Fatman must stop The Poker from poking people.
Fatman 2: Return of the Fatman - In this one, Fatman must stop the Cat Lady as she robs him of his treasure.
Fatman 3 (they were too lazy to add a title) - In this one, Fatman must stop Calendar Man as he attacks with different weapons depending on the date. Fat Robin also debuts here.
Fatman 4: Yet Another Fatman Movie - In this one, Fatman recruits Fatgirl to help stop the Bane of Losers from wrecking stuff.
Fatman 5: Get a Life - In this one, Fatman must stop the Creepy Mask Man and his minions, Croc Head and Pile of Goo, from doing stuff, Fat Robin also quits Fatman and gets replaced.
Fatman 6: Seriously? - In this one, Anti Fatman and Mr. Cold try to eliminate Fatman, while the old Fat Robin becomes Bitewing.
Fatman 7: Enough Fatman Movies - In this one, Fatman stops Pen Guin from robbing a bank before a court battle ensues.
Fatman 8: I Hate Fatman - In this one, The Guy Who Asks Too Many Questions makes a new villain, but it's all a slideshow of Fatman sitting on people.
Fatman 9: For Crying Out Loud Stop - In this one, that new villain, Man Fat, steals Fatman's potato chips, and Fatman kills himself upon seeing DeviantArt. Then Bart Simpson, now Fartman, tries to get the chips for Homer Simpson. Don't worry, Fatman will come back in Fatman 10...
Fatman 10: We Give Up - In this one, Joker turns into some sort of god thingy that shoots lasers, and Fatman farts at him to make him stop.
Fatman 11: It's About Time - In this one, Fatman and all of Possum turn into dust and reform in random times. Fatman appears in Puritans Times and fights Viktor Jazz.
Fatman 12: Across the Fattime - In this one, Fatman finds a Time-Machinery that caused the last movie, bringing The Girl Who Wears Too Many Leaves along. They come back to the present day but unfortunately The Girl Who Wears Too Many Leaves kills Fat Robin, and is revealed to be the mastermind of the last 10 Fatman movies.
Fatman 13: Pizza Time - In this one, Fatman orders a pizza, but Mr. Cold ruins it, so Fatman goes back in time to when it was warm. It ends with Fatman bringing back Fat Robin and making Mr. Cold travel to the heat death of the universe.
Fatman 14: He Need Ideas - Fatman ran out of ideas, so he goes in the public for ideas for Fatman's 15.
Fatman's 15 - Fatman appears in some low-budget Harry Potter ripoff. It was made entirely by Fatman himself.
Fatman 16: Not AI - Fatman fights the Poker and ... Face in New York City. It was made entirely by AI because everyone from the originals died.
Fatman 17 - Fatman is broke, and the budget of the movie gets so low that the movie has to be released so he can become rich.
Fatman 18 Morbillion Dollars - After Fatman released the last movie, he is rich again, but to be richer than Bill Gates, he sells off his past, replacing him in his past with someone else.
Fatman? 19 - Because Fatman sold off his past, he has to buy a new past, so he just makes his own with a laptop.
Fatman 20a - Poker brings Plutonium into Possum, and accidently kills all of possum. Fatman 20b is a shame.
Fatman 20c - Fatman goes to a lava-land in Hell, then he realises he looks ugly.
Fatman 20d - Fatman finds Poker and SpongeBob SquarePants in Hell, realising how ugly they are.
Fatman 20e - Fatman and everyone else escape Hell, but are in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, far away from Possom.
Fatman 21: Far From Possum - Fatman drives to Possum in the Fatmobile.
Fatman 22: Self Portrait - Fatman shows a stick for the full movie. It's not Fatman's though, it's Sonia Nevermind's.

Spinoffs[]

The Adventures of Fatman: The Movie - Movie adaptation of The Adventures of Fatman.
Poker (2019 film) - In this one, we see the first movie from The Poker's POV, but they made him a voluntary celibate because they could.