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Fatman

Not to be confused with the UnDC superhero or Fartman.

Fatman is a city in Turkey. It shapes like the superhero with the same name. It is named after him because it is his birthplace. Every people who live here are also fat. There are over 9000 fast food restaurants here, but none of them sell healthy food. 99.999999999999999999% of people here eat fried food for BREAKFAST, LUNCH and DINNER. This is also the reason the earthquakes appear here frequently.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help Texans secure Spanish territory by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may get eliminated.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help Texans secure Spanish territory by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may get eliminated.

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