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Fatman Game

Fatman: The Shame is the first Fatman shame created. It was created and developed by LJN for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The game received poor reviews.

Plot

Fatman's dog, Fat Hound, has been kidnapped by The Poker, and it is up to Fatman to rescue him. The first stage is a training stage that takes place in a McDonalds. You have to eat as many Big Macs as possible within 60 seconds. If you fail to do so, you loose the ENTIRE shame, and you are forced to buy another one because it will spazz out every time you try to replay it. After the training stage, you go through Act 1, which involves you tapping right 60 times in 45 seconds to open the door. This is a very hard stage and it is nearly impossible to beat. If you beat it, there is a cutscene where Fatman drops his keys, and you must hit down 70 times in 40 seconds, or else you get kicked in the butt by a child. If this happens, you die and the game restarts. If you beat Act 1, you move on to Act 2, where you must hit up, up, down, down thirty times in 60 seconds, or else you can't open your car. If you complete this, then you move onto Stage 1.

Stage 1

Stage 1 requires you to drive the Fatmobile through the streets of Possum City without killing anyone r crashing into anything. This is a very difficult stage because everyone else who is driving is drunk or trying to be you to hit them so they can commit insurance fraud. If you mange to avoid all of the vehicles, obstacles, and civilians, you get a cutscene of Fatman's car running out of gas. He then says, "oh $h!t, you've got to be f*¢king me!" Thus begins Stage 2.

Stage 2

In this Stage, you must hit A+B 100 times in 60 seconds in order to run to a gas station, while:

  • Steering away from obstacles such as
    • Cars trying to hit you
    • Fat seeking missiles
    • Suicide Bombers
    • Penguins with guns
    • Old people with canes
    • Pot holes
    • Dog Crap
    • And More...

Upon completing this level, you see a cutscene of Fatman entering a Sunoco, asking for Twinkies and donuts, he then leaves the store, and realizes he doesn't have anything to put gas in, or any money left to get a gas container, then begins stage 3.

Stage 3

Fatman notices that an old lady has a bucket, so the player must choose three options to obtain the bucket.

  • Option A: Ask for the bucket
  • Option B: Beat her up
  • Option C: Screw the bucket and buy food

The on,y way to obtain the bucket is ask for it. She will give it to you because she is a nice old lady. You then fill the bucket up with lotsa gasoline. Fatman then lights a victory cigar, which causes the bucket to catch fire. It also catches Fatman on fire. You then control Fatman and you must tap A+B 77 times in 33 seconds to run away form the gas station before it explodes. If you do this successfully, you will move onto Stage 4.

Stage 4

You wake up in a hospital, covered in a full body cast. All you can move is your arms. You walk to a vending machine. You must press the proper combination of buttons to move your arms and break the glass. You have to hit A+B+Up 12 times in 7 seconds to eat enough food. Once you do, your fat grows, breaking the cast. You are free. The game then turns into a platformer where you must fight doctors with a cane that does nothing. They are all super fast, and one hot from a doctor takes away your life. All you can do is a pathetic jump, that must be executed perfectly, or else you die, and loose the entire game. After you complete the level, you live he hospital, where you meet Kobe Bryant. He says "yo, dude, you are so fat, I don't mean phat, like cool phat, I mean fat. Yo, you should come to my gym." Fatman is lead by Kobe to his gym.

Stage 5

MarioProblem This page is currently under construction.

Will ya PLEASE go away while dis' article is worked on? When you are away, you can go eat sum' Spaghetti-Os for Weegee. If this page ain't finished in da minimum o' 2 weeks from when we people added dis' thing, then do us a favor and put up dis'. Thanks, and in bocca al lupo!
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