Fatman: The Shame

Fatman: The Shame is the first Fatman shame created. It was created and developed by LJN for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The game received poor reviews.

Plot

Fatman's dog, Fat Hound, has been kidnapped by The Poker, and it is up to Fatman to rescue him. Unfortunately, Fatman is a very unlucky fat guy.

Level 1

Level 1 consists of multiple stages and acts.

Act 1

You have to eat as many Big Macs as possible within 60 seconds. If you fail to do so, you loose the ENTIRE shame, and you are forced to buy another one because it will spazz out every time you try to replay it.

Act 2

Act 2 involves you tapping right 60 times in 45 seconds to open the door. This is a very hard stage and it is nearly impossible to beat. If you beat it, there is a cutscene where Fatman drops his keys, and you must hit down 70 times in 40 seconds, or else you get kicked in the butt by a child. If this happens, you die and the game restarts. If you beat Act 1, you move on to Act 2, where you must hit up, up, down, down thirty times in 60 seconds, or else you can't open your car. If you complete this, then you move onto Stage 1.

Stage 1

Stage 1 requires you to drive the Fatmobile through the streets of Possum City without killing anyone r crashing into anything. This is a very difficult stage because everyone else who is driving is drunk or trying to be you to hit them so they can commit insurance fraud. If you mange to avoid all of the vehicles, obstacles, and civilians, you get a cutscene of Fatman's car running out of gas. He then says, "oh $h!t, you've got to be f*¢king me!" Thus begins Stage 2.

Stage 2

In this Stage, you must hit A+B 100 times in 60 seconds in order to run to a gas station, while:

• Steering away from obstacles such as
  • Cars trying to hit you
  • Fat seeking missiles
  • Suicide Bombers
  • Penguins with guns
  • Old people with canes
  • Pot holes
  • Dog Crap
  • And More...

Upon completing this level, you see a cutscene of Fatman entering a Sunoco, asking for Twinkies and donuts, he then leaves the store, and realizes he doesn't have anything to put gas in, or any money left to get a gas container, then begins stage 3.

Stage 3

Fatman notices that an old lady has a bucket, so the player must choose three options to obtain the bucket.

• Option A: Ask for the bucket
• Option B: Beat her up
• Option C: Screw the bucket and buy food

The on,y way to obtain the bucket is ask for it. She will give it to you because she is a nice old lady. You then fill the bucket up with lotsa gasoline. Fatman then lights a victory cigar, which causes the bucket to catch fire. It also catches Fatman on fire. You then control Fatman and you must tap A+B 77 times in 33 seconds to run away form the gas station before it explodes. If you do this successfully, you will move onto Stage 4.

Stage 4

You wake up in a hospital, covered in a full body cast. All you can move is your arms. You walk to a vending machine. You must press the proper combination of buttons to move your arms and break the glass. You have to hit A+B+Up 12 times in 7 seconds to eat enough food. Once you do, your fat grows, breaking the cast. You are free. The game then turns into a platformer where you must fight doctors with a cane that does nothing. They are all super fast, and one hot from a doctor takes away your life. All you can do is a pathetic jump, that must be executed perfectly, or else you die, and loose the entire game. After you complete the level, you live he hospital, where you meet Kobe Bryant. He says "yo, dude, you are so fat, I don't mean phat, like cool phat, I mean fat. Yo, you should come to my gym." Fatman is lead by Kobe to his gym.

Stage 5

Kobe walks Fatman to his gym. This is just another training stage that has no purpose whatsoever. In the gym, you must go through three challenges.

• Challenge 1: Tap A+B+Down 15 times in 25 seconds to complete the push-up challenge
• Challenge 2: Tap Up, Up, Down, Down 10 times in 30 seconds
• Challenge 3: Tap B+Select+Down 35 times in 20 seconds to lift weights

After the three challenges, you fight the boss, Kobe Bryant. You use the following controls.

• A to punch
• B to kick
• Up+B to jump

There is no real strategy, just punch and kick Kobe Bryant. You can do this with your eyes closed. After doing this you move onto Level 2.

Level 2

Level 2's structure is similar to that of Level 1's, where it is made up of multiple stages.

Stage 1

Kobe Bryant is knocked out, and Fatman doesn't know what to do. Suddenly, a beam of light rains down from the sky, and he starts floating up. He is being abducted. By a UFO! You are eventually beam Ed into the ship, but it takes a very long time because the abduction ray isn't strong enough to handle his weight. In the ship, he meets Zarak, King of the Aliens. You must fight him the same way you fought Kobe Bryant. Upon defeating him, the UFO explodes, and you are launched out of it.

Stage 2

Fatman is falling through midair, you must tap B 79 times in 30 seconds to deploy your parachute. After doing this, you land in the ghetto of Possum City. This starting Level 3.

Level 3

The game turns into a Double Dragon style fighting game where you must beat up ghetto people. You must not beat up harmless civilians, or else they kill you, and you have to restart the shame. Your enemies are:

• Guys who sag their pants
• Guys who wear "bling"
• Guys who own "Pimped out rides"

As long as you only attack them, you ar fine. After you complete Level 3, you are shown a cutscene that shows Fatman being thrown int an unmarked van.

Level 4

The CIA has kidnapped Fatman because they believe he may be a domestic terrorist. They say that they will free Fatman, only if he kills Momar Akutabad, the world's least wanted terrorist. Fatman then says "I am sorry, but I work for Fatman, not the government." The CIA then holds Fatman at gunpoint and says, "if you refuse, we will kill you, and we will let Fat Hound die." Fatman excepts the mission so no one else has to suffer for Fatman's unwillingness to help.

Stage 1

The CIA has put you in a plane with several elite Air Force soldiers. The Air Force jump out of the plane, along with Fatman. As you are falling, you can deploy your parachute. To do this, you must enter the Konami Code. If you do not, you loose 99% of your life.

Stage 2

You have been separated from your group. You have to meet back up with them. You go through a Contra style shooter, but if you are hit once, you die, and you have to restart he game. After shooting lotsa terrorists t death, you me back up with your group. The squad leader will say, "where the hell have you been Fatman? We're you getting a snack or something?! Get your fat ass over here!"