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Fatman's dog, [[Fathound]], has been kidnapped by [[The Poker]], and it is up to Fatman to rescue him. The first stage is a training stage that takes place in a McDonalds. You have to eat as many [[Big Mac]]s as possible within 60 seconds. If you fail to do so, you loose the ''ENTIRE'' shame, and you are forced to buy another one because it will spazz out every time you try to replay it. After the training stage, you go through Act 1, which involves you tapping right 60 times in 45 seconds to open the door. This is a very hard stage and it is nearly impossible to beat. If you beat it, there is a cutscene where Fatman drops his keys, and you must hit down 70 times in 40 seconds, or else you get kicked in the butt by a child. If this happens, you die and the game restarts. If you beat Act 1, you move on to Act 2, where you must hit up, up, down, down thirty times in 60 seconds, or else you can't open your car. If you complete this, then you move onto Stage 1.
 
Fatman's dog, [[Fathound]], has been kidnapped by [[The Poker]], and it is up to Fatman to rescue him. The first stage is a training stage that takes place in a McDonalds. You have to eat as many [[Big Mac]]s as possible within 60 seconds. If you fail to do so, you loose the ''ENTIRE'' shame, and you are forced to buy another one because it will spazz out every time you try to replay it. After the training stage, you go through Act 1, which involves you tapping right 60 times in 45 seconds to open the door. This is a very hard stage and it is nearly impossible to beat. If you beat it, there is a cutscene where Fatman drops his keys, and you must hit down 70 times in 40 seconds, or else you get kicked in the butt by a child. If this happens, you die and the game restarts. If you beat Act 1, you move on to Act 2, where you must hit up, up, down, down thirty times in 60 seconds, or else you can't open your car. If you complete this, then you move onto Stage 1.
 
===Stage 1===
 
===Stage 1===
Stage 1 requires you to drive the [[Fatmobile]] through the streets of [[Possum City]] without killing anyone r crashing into anything. This is a very difficult stage because everyone else who is driving is drunk or trying to be you to hit them so they can commit insurance fraud.
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Stage 1 requires you to drive the [[Fatmobile]] through the streets of [[Possum City]] without killing anyone r crashing into anything. This is a very difficult stage because everyone else who is driving is drunk or trying to be you to hit them so they can commit insurance fraud. If you mange to avoid all of the vehicles, obstacles, and civilians, you get a cutscene of Fatman's car running out of gas. He then says, "oh $h!t, you've got to be f*¢king me!" Thus begins Stage 2.
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===Stage 2===
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In this Stage, you must hit A+B 100 times in 60 seconds in order to run to a gas station, while:
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*Steering away from obstacles such as
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**Cars trying to hit you
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**Fat seeking missiles
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**Suicide Bombers
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**Penguins with guns
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**Old people with canes
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**Pot holes
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Revision as of 18:43, 4 November 2012

Fatman: The Shame is the first Fatman shame created. It was created and developed by LJN for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The game received poor reviews.

Plot

Fatman's dog, Fathound, has been kidnapped by The Poker, and it is up to Fatman to rescue him. The first stage is a training stage that takes place in a McDonalds. You have to eat as many Big Macs as possible within 60 seconds. If you fail to do so, you loose the ENTIRE shame, and you are forced to buy another one because it will spazz out every time you try to replay it. After the training stage, you go through Act 1, which involves you tapping right 60 times in 45 seconds to open the door. This is a very hard stage and it is nearly impossible to beat. If you beat it, there is a cutscene where Fatman drops his keys, and you must hit down 70 times in 40 seconds, or else you get kicked in the butt by a child. If this happens, you die and the game restarts. If you beat Act 1, you move on to Act 2, where you must hit up, up, down, down thirty times in 60 seconds, or else you can't open your car. If you complete this, then you move onto Stage 1.

Stage 1

Stage 1 requires you to drive the Fatmobile through the streets of Possum City without killing anyone r crashing into anything. This is a very difficult stage because everyone else who is driving is drunk or trying to be you to hit them so they can commit insurance fraud. If you mange to avoid all of the vehicles, obstacles, and civilians, you get a cutscene of Fatman's car running out of gas. He then says, "oh $h!t, you've got to be f*¢king me!" Thus begins Stage 2.

Stage 2

In this Stage, you must hit A+B 100 times in 60 seconds in order to run to a gas station, while:

  • Steering away from obstacles such as
    • Cars trying to hit you
    • Fat seeking missiles
    • Suicide Bombers
    • Penguins with guns
    • Old people with canes
    • Pot holes


MarioProblem This page is currently under construction.

Will ya PLEASE go away while dis' article is worked on? When you are away, you can go eat sum' Spaghetti-Os for Weegee. If this page ain't finished in da minimum o' 2 weeks from when we people added dis' thing, then do us a favor and put up dis'. Thanks, and in bocca al lupo!
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