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It comes back on, and it shows [[Fatman]] talking to his butler, Mr. Worthless. They talk about how vomit is created, why they can't fly, and most boring of all, why he is now Fatman. It cuts to a flashback of Fatman's history, showing how his parents were killed, and how he started eating. Then, another commercial. |
It comes back on, and it shows [[Fatman]] talking to his butler, Mr. Worthless. They talk about how vomit is created, why they can't fly, and most boring of all, why he is now Fatman. It cuts to a flashback of Fatman's history, showing how his parents were killed, and how he started eating. Then, another commercial. |
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Revision as of 17:04, 5 September 2011
Fatman: The Movie is a terrible movie starring the super hero Fatman. Production started in some year, went on for a certain amount of time, and then production ended during some day. The film was released in theaters some time after that. It was then released on VHS and DVD at a point in time.
The MOVIE
I know the summary is long, but just read it. Do it. DO IT!
The movie starts by showing the Possum City skyline. It starts to zoom in. It zooms, and zooms, and keeps going until the camera crashes into a building. The camera man screams in pain, but then a robber tries to rob the camera man. But then Fatman slowly walks in, and throws a Fatarang at the robber. He hits the ground unconscious. Fatman carries him away. Then, a commercial starts because advertising is in movies now.
It comes back on, and it shows Fatman talking to his butler, Mr. Worthless. They talk about how vomit is created, why they can't fly, and most boring of all, why he is now Fatman. It cuts to a flashback of Fatman's history, showing how his parents were killed, and how he started eating. Then, another commercial.
When it comes back on, it shows a bunch of men playing at a poker table. What were they playing? You guessed it! Tag! They were all sitting at a table, so it was very easy. Eventually, they got bored, and started playing poker. One of them did so good, all of the others vowed revenge. They kidnapped the winner, and threw him in a tub full of chemicals. He turned into a clown-ish guy, and became The Poker! Then a commercial comes on.
It cuts to Fatman driving around in the Fatmobile. He sees The Poker poking people, and the people turning to dust. He goes to check it out. The Poker pokes the Fatmobile, and it turns to dust. Fatman gets poked, but his fat protects him, and he does not turn to dust. He then sits on The Poker, and The Poker is defeated. The movie ends with a commercial.
Cast
- Fatman as Fatman
- The Poker as The Poker
- Mario as Fatman's Father (during flashback)
- Peach as Fatman's Mother (during flashback)
- Darth Vader as the man who killed Fatman's parents
- Paper Doll Man as the Camera Guy
- Dr. Robotnik as the robber
- The SquarePants family as the innocent people The Poker turned to dust
Reception
Nobody cared one slightest bit. Not the audience, not the fans, even FATMAN didn't care.