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'''Fatman: The Movie''' is a terrible movie starring the super hero [[Fatman]]. Production started in some year, went on for a certain amount of time, and then production ended during some day. The film was released in theaters some time after that. It was then released on [[VHS]] and [[DVD]] at a point in time.

==The MOVIE==
I know the summary is long, but just read it. Do it. DO IT!

The movie starts by showing the [[Possum City]] skyline. It starts to zoom in. It zooms, and zooms, and zoooms, and zooms, and zoooms, and zooooooooooooooooms, and keeps going until the camera crashes into a "Really Office" building. The camera man screams in pain, but then a robber tries to rob the camera man. But then Fatman ''slowly'' walks in, and throws a [[Fatarang]] at the robber, knocking him unconscious. The camera man hits the ground, moaning. Fatman carries him away. Then, a commercial starts because advertising is in movies now. The commercial is about Gannon Guns.

It comes back on with the camera man walking out of the hospital, and it shows [[Fatman]] talking to his butler, Mr. Worthless, outside. They talk about how vomit is created, why they can't fly, and most boring of all, why he is now Fatman. It cuts to a flashback of Fatman's history, showing how his parents were killed, and how he started eating. Then, another commercial about Gannon Guns.

When it comes back on, it shows a bunch of men playing at a poker table. What were they playing? You guessed it! Tag! They were all sitting at a table, so it was very easy. Eventually, they got bored, and started playing poker. One of them did so good, all of the others vowed revenge. They kidnapped the winner, and threw him in a tub full of chemicals. He turned into a clown-ish guy, and became [[The Poker]]! Then a commercial about Gannon Guns comes on.

It cuts to Fatman driving around town in the [[Fatmobile]], trying to find the camera man's home. He sees The Poker poking people, and the people turning to dust. He & the camera man goes to check it out. The Poker pokes the Fatmobile, and it turns to dust. The Poker says that he doesn't want to be recorded while poking stuff. So the camera man lied to him, saying that it's not really on. Fatman then gets poked, but his fat protects him, and he does not turn to dust. He then sits on The Poker, and The Poker is defeated. The movie ends with a commercial about ... Wait for it... GANNON GUUU-NS!

==Cast==
*[[Fatman]] as [[Fatman]]
*[[The Poker]] as [[The Poker]]
*[[Mario]] as Fatman's Father (during flashback)
*[[Peach]] as Fatman's Mother (during flashback)
*[[Darth Vader]] as the man who killed Fatman's parents
*[[Paper Doll Man]] as the Camera Guy (supposed to be [[Chuckles the Cheat]], but he was in school during the making of this film)
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] as the robber
*The [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SquarePants]] family as the innocent people The Poker turned to dust

==Reception==
Nobody cared one slightest bit. Not the audience, not the fans, even FATMAN didn't care.

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