Fast cow is a cow who is rumored to be the son of Chuck Norris, according to the Mayans. But the Mayans also thought the world would end in 2012, and it didn't.
|Hair color:||black and white|
|Known For:||Being mistaken for Chuck Norris' son|
He is somehow respawnable.
Fast cow was born in 2010 BC, when Nobody had a seizure.
He has invented a lot of stupid things. He will do this for eternity since he is respawnable.