This is what it looks like (By the way, the way they updated the DeLorean was to give it the ability to travel through time. Everyone who is actually in touch with reality knows that cars can't travel through time.).
Fandom is the BuzzFeed for otakus, weeaboos, and other pop culture nerds. It was launched by a company that was started by Jimbo Wales when he realized that he couldn't make money from a free logical online encyclopedia. His new idea was to let other people make whatever encyclopedia-type websites they wanted and just run ads on them, from which he would pocket the proceeds. Then some users joined and started making obsessively detailed fan wikis on their favorite media franchises, but others just wanted to post funny things. Then the owners decided that they only wanted the fan wikis to be on their platform, but the humor wikis interfered with that goal, so they decided to make a new site that would just have contributed articles that were able to go through curation as a compromise (but then they also had to still keep all the wikis up so that they would have places to put their advertising).
So now this company thinks it is basically just an entertainment blog, but it still makes changes to their wiki software for some reason, even though no one who actually contributes to the wikis wants them.
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- Clickbait
- Listicles
- Mundane tips on gaming strategies where you need to climb through verbose summaries of the game in question and tangents on politics before you get to the actual tip
- Unofficial announcements on product releases
- Hawt taykz awn yur fayvrit meedeeyuh franchyziz
- Partnered: Buy popular product from giant media franchise!
- Ads that cover half the screen so you can't see your own wiki
- You want more articles? Fuck you, have a """""recommendation""""" for a wiki on a franchise you've never heard of
- And other shit.
The internet intelligence lobster hierarchy[]
- Topwits: UnAnything Wiki contributors (yeah, we're biased. we know.)
- Highwits: TF2 players
- Midwits: habitual Reddit users
- Dimwits: 4chan shitposters
- Lower than dimwits: Fandom readers
Examples of the kinds of prose texts you can find on Fandom[]
For those of you who don’t know, Club Penguin is an MMO (massively multiple online game) geared for ages 6 – 14, where players join a virtual online world as penguins, each with his or her own igloo, in a winter-themed world. It was released on Oct. 24, 2005 and gained a huge following with over 200 million registered user accounts as of 2013. The game, created by New Horizon Interactive (now known as Disney Canada, Inc.), has some free memberships available, but generates its revenue from the game through paid memberships. Paid memberships allow the user access to fun features like virtual clothing (some of which is very rare), furniture, and pets called “puffles.”
When users get items in Club Penguin that almost no other penguin has, other users take notice. How do they do it? Sometimes they obtained these items through legitimate means. Most of the time there is a more nefarious explanation: hacking.
There are many forms of hacking in Club Penguin, including changing the way the game looks, but most people like getting items for their account and getting a free (read: stolen) membership. Some get the Beta Hat, others get puffles, (though, thankfully, most puffle hacks don’t work), some get CP coins, furniture, clothing items, and more. Check out the video below for how to spot hackers.
Normally, you would have to play games to earn coins, then use these coins to buy the in-game items, and memberships cost real money. Hacking codes and websites dedicated to methods for hacking the game are a Google search away. Because of the ease of obtaining the codes or information to do so, hacking and getting all of this for free seems great, right? So, how you do it?
If you want to be a good player and community member, you don’t.
Hacking Club Penguin has consequences. You could be banned, or even arrested (theft of virtual items is still theft). Also, it hurts the integrity of the game and the community. You may think “Who cares?” Well, it’s more important than you think. Go back to when you were five years old, when you were just learning about the rules of life and concepts such as honesty and kindness. A lot of those rules apply to CP, too. You must be kind and honest — meaning no use of third-party programs. You’re not only breaking the rules of CP, you’re breaking the rules of life.
Hacking also hurts the community. Hacking takes the fun out of the game for non-hackers, as they feel like they will always have less than those who hack and have everything in the game. You hack, and you destroy the integrity of Club Penguin.
So do us all a favor: Remove all known hacking sites from your devices. That is a small step toward avoiding the temptation of hacking that goes a long way in improving Club Penguin for everybody.