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Fake Bowser is a green version of Bowser. When Fake Bowser was born, only Bowser knew who his parents were. 500 years later, after Fake Bowser gave up looking for his parents, he decided to live with Bowser. He is also has a crown on his head instead of hair.

He danced every day and every night. Sometimes Laa-Laa would join him, but it was really just an assassination attempt. Fake Bowser once danced so hard, that he almost killed Mario, but he escaped.



He is also the fied marshall of The Bubble Bass Empire. We suspect this is due to a combination of bribes and rabid puppies. He was also once a friend of Fluttershy, until she was cured and forgiven by Chuck Norris.

StubMario This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help a cat to stop the fires by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE] If this page is not dense enough soon, it will eventually get expunged.
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