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Abk lawsuit ftc

Microsoft, Activision, Blizzard, and Phoenix Wright all hate the FTC.

The Federal Trade Commission (FTC for short) is some neutral independent agency of UnAmerica government who has started a IM known as COPPA. The Federal Trade Commission is just being extremely protective at the children. They are secretly working for Viacom in order to protect innocent children. Their foolish idea is to bankrupt YouTube by avenging innocent children. They also called YouTube a bootleg business. It was led by Mr. Douglas-Face formerly

Their business is to eliminate identify thefts by stealing people's identifies that was people that stole your identify. They also think that YouTube committed children identify thefts by accusing them for stealing children. But why not they're protecting adults?

Trivia[]

  • They are responsible for boycotting Teletubbies and their shows (They're the main enemy of the Teletubbies for central years), The Loud House, and several other preschool/cartoon TV shows being unsafe for children
  • They despised Baby Shark, Johnny Johnny, Swahili Language, Indonesian Language, and Spiderman and Elsa
  • They're responsible for making YouTube childproof and made YouTube discontinuing YouTube Kids
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