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—FBI, breaking into some n00b's house for hacking fortnite.
The FBI Also known as '''Fucking, Bitch, Itchy,''' is a stupid, but special force created by the U.S assigned to exterminate evil things with high power, (mostly kills villains with less than OVER 9000 power.) Although mostly the S.W.A.T get called in, they kill criminals, BAD FIB, bad superheroes, and Nazis. Though they mostly lose, Because the military is better. (''join the military kids, not the FBI.)'' The FBI also fights off the The Coffin Dancers, Some group where you dance with people's bodies.
Personality[]
The FBI are mean, ignorant, and rude. They don't have time to hug people and do lovey dovey stuff, come on they're the FBI!
What it takes to become a FBI agent:[]
You have to be mean, and have no mercy for terrorists.
You can't be a criminal, doing so will lead to being shot.
Play CS:GO for 12 years.
Don't be a n00b. (BE SMART...)
FBI OPEN UP MEME FULL
FBI, stupidly breaking into an house to save a hostage from evil elderly people.