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This page is currently under construction.
Will ya PLEASE go away while dis' article is worked on? When you are away, you can go eat sum' Spaghetti-Os for Weegee. If this page ain't finished in da minimum o' 2 weeks from when we people added dis' thing, then do us a favor and put up dis'. Thanks, and in bocca al lupo!
The Eyeball-Tent Tubby is the result of dark rituals to chimerically fuse Swagger's and Teletubbies into a lifeform of pure evil and optic-based intelligence... the result, a PO COOTAHaddicted, lazy creature who prefers camping and smoking his hookah over causing evil and plight.
Creation[]
Two clans, one of Swagger's and the other of Teletubbies, gathered beneath the moon. Via sacrifices and monetary transactions, they managed to magically create a creature with the qualities of both. In the shape of Tinky Winky, the thing was formed; but to the disappointment of the two groups, it has took the worst traits of the Swagger and the Teletubby, with none of the evil.
They would have killed Eyeball-Tent Tubby, had a sudden siege of Lubby invaders not interrupted the ritual. Using the chaos, the new creature ran away, and was never seen again by it's progenitors.
The Piracy of Shame[]
He soon had learned of a unique experience beyond any other... Shames! Unfortunately he had no money to his name, so he did the shameful (at least to his morals) act of pirating Shame's to play in the abandoned warehouse he found.
He had tried to do the legitimate path of buying Shames but his appearance scared everyone off. Despite this (and occasional bullying), he never succumbed to evil. Whether this was strong morals or merely lack of ambition is still unknown.
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