ARRRRGH!!! GET THIS FREAK AWAY FROM ME!!!
|Eye color:||White and black|
|AKA:||Not-so Great Old One|
|Likes:||Calling people "baka" or "fools"|
|Dislikes:||Matryoshka Miku and Death the Kid|
|Education:||FOOL!!! I DON"T NEED ONE!!!|
|Known For:||Being annoying, inventing the "Excalibur face"|
|Promotion:||Why, I gave it to myself, and I am the most powerful weapon in the world!|
He is some talking sword that makes people grimace at the sight of him because he's really annoying, y'know?
Role in the Great Zambie Apocalypse
He attempted to kill the zambies himself, but nothing happened, so he just ran like hell.
This face is made by anyone who sees or hears Excalibur being mentioned. Guys like Death the Kid and Sebby know and hate this guy. Even Matryoshka Miku hates Excalibur! Because everyone hated Excalibur so much, Sway3po became a hero and did everyone a huge favor by banishing him to Sparta.
He tells the fellow people, zambies, and Sebbot about his story for generations, and has become very famous for his tale.
- He made many people commit suicide from being very annoyed by him.
- Did you know that you're a fool?