Watch out! It's going to eat you!!1!
|Scientific name:||Homo vitious frigis|
|Habitat:||Snowman's Land, Cool Cool Mountain, and other such places with thick layers of evil snow|
|Natural Range:||Anywhere below 0°C; evil regions|
|Time Alive:||1380 CE - World War III|
|Tastes Like...||Evil Water|
|Is Prayed Upon by||The Sun, Good guys, pretty much anything hot|
|Intelligence:||Not as smart as normal Snowmen|
|Powers:||Able to wear clothing|
Evil Snowmen are the main enemies in Call of Ducky: Black Ops Evil Snowmen Mode where you have to kill them before they eat you and sing bad Christmas carols. And if you think that you sing bad Christmas carols, you should know that they sing even worse. Trust me.
Evil Snowmen are considered one of the evilest things alive in all of UnWorld and George W. Bush says killing them is not a crime. Ducky supports this despite the fact that no Evil Snowmen are in his empire and he thinks killing them is cool, which it is. Evil snowmen are SOOO evil they have formed various groups, militia, and even the Snowman Mafia just to bully small targets.
If you get eaten by an Evil Snowman, you will be turned into a pile of snow that will form another Evil Snowman. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Famous Evil Snowmen
- Abominable Snow-Koopa
- The Whipper Snapper
- Gian the Great Snowman
- Sad Snowman Sam
- James Randolph
- Mr. Radar
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