Evil Snowmen
Evil Snowman

Watch out! It's going to eat you!!1!

Scientific name: Homo vitious frigis
Hair color: None
Eye color: Red
Habitat: Snowman's Land, Cool Cool Mountain, and other such places with thick layers of evil snow
Natural Range: Anywhere below 0°C; evil regions
Time Alive: 1380 CE - World War III
Edible? Yes
Tastes Like... Evil Water
Prays on Snowmen
Is Prayed Upon by The Sun, Good guys, pretty much anything hot
Intelligence: Not as smart as normal Snowmen
Powers: Able to wear clothing
UnRank: 50
Evil Snowmen are a sub-species of Snowmen who are evil. They try to eat people and sing bad Christmas carols. Only two things can stop them: 1. Killing them by conventional means and 2. Temperatures above 0 degrees Celsius. They came from Snow Hell.

Evil Snowmen are the main enemies in Call of Ducky: Black Ops Evil Snowmen Mode where you have to kill them before they eat you and sing bad Christmas carols. And if you think that you sing bad Christmas carols, you should know that they sing even worse. Trust me.

Evil Snowmen are considered one of the evilest things alive in all of UnWorld and George W. Bush says killing them is not a crime. Ducky supports this despite the fact that no Evil Snowmen are in his empire and he thinks killing them is cool, which it is. Evil snowmen are SOOO evil they have formed various groups, militia, and even the Snowman Mafia just to bully small targets.

If you get eaten by an Evil Snowman, you will be turned into a pile of snow that will form another Evil Snowman. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Famous Evil Snowmen

Louie Louie's Notes
Although you are able to consume Evil Snowmen with the same processes how you would with a normal Snowman, the water contains an irremovable vile or vicious byproduct that will wreak havoc on one's health. Side effects of drinking water from evil snowmen include: mood swings, outbursts, loss of control, signs of possession, urinary tract infection, and non-sense spouting.
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