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I'M TORNING EVIL!
—Mario, turning into Evil Mario
YOU ARE NOT MY FRIENDS ANYMORE!
—Evil Mario
Evil Mario is an alternate version of Mario from UnFell. He is a psychopath and serial killer, his favorite holiday is Halloween where he goes around killing people (like he does everyday).
He has the ability to hop into electronics, possess them, and make them glitch out and crash, like Sonic.EXE, but if you tell him this he will kill you.
History[]
Early Days[]
Evil Mario was once like regular Mario, jumping and go-karting, and even saving the Princess, but he was framed by the (then) king for stealing Everybody's cheese and arrested. He meant to hire Dio Brando as his lawyer, but accidentally hired Magatsu-Dio Brando who got him life in Mushroom Federal Prison.
Desperate, he rolled the dice, landing a 4, which turned him into a demon and EVIL. With his newfound power he was able to asplode the prison and the king and take over the Mushroom Kingdom, which he then renamed the Evil Mushroom Kingdom.
Beyond this he would continue some semblance of his old life, going on evil adventures in evil shames. After asploding Fell Bowser and sending his kids to the gulag, he married the now evil Peach and had several evil babies.
During the production of more of his shames, Evil Mario discovered he had the ability to go inside of them, allowing him to glitch the shames out and make the shame worlds veddy sceddy. He would do this to torment babies across UnFellWorld which made them cry. When they grew up they came together to create a network for crying at each other, eventually becoming the Internet, beating out regular UnWorld's Al Gore by a decade.
Mushroom King[]
As king he ruled with an iron fist, forged by Steve, which he would throw at people who didn't like him. He repealed the Foodstuff Act of 1866, which had previously banned all non-Toads from eating mushrooms, restoring his right to consume them en masse. He also abolished the Amendment of 1907, which had classified Toads as seperate to mushrooms.
Invasion of the Sonic Islands.
He led an invasion of the Sonic Islands, killing Sonic from UnFell in the process. He would take control of SEGA and announce remasters of the first 2 Personas, as well as ports of all SMT shames to modern platforms, people liked this though so he instead remade Persona 5 again and gave it 3 more spinoffs
He later beat the Fell-Johns in taking over Vineland, by driving Vinny insane. He also claimed Mariostan, which since isn't a place, caused Neville Chamberlain to piss himself and asplode.
His growing power caught the attention of the UnFellFeatables, who sought to take him down. They asploded Evil Mario's palace, but Evil Mario asploded Arnold Schwarzenegger using his powers, staring UnFell World War III.
Because it was happening multiple hundreds of years early, it caught the attention of Chuck Norris himself, who then sought to personally defeat Evil Mario. Realizing he had no course of action against Norris, he roled the dice again, landing an 8, asploding all of UnFell. This caught the attention of the Devil, regular Bob Saget (because Bob Saget is too evil for an UnFell version), who offered him a job as his new right-hand man.
In Hell[]
Evil Mario as right-hand man. He is very similarly proportioned to The King of Deltarune.
As right-hand man, he would help Saget impose his rule by blabla-action and controling the thermostat. One day Evil Mario broke the thermostat's thermometer, flooding Hell with mercury. This caught the attention of OSHA who fined Saget, as mercury-in-glass thermometers aren't permited for use in the workspace.
Later, he discovered the Stand Arrow, which gives people Stands. It seems there were a few in Hell so he tried one of them out, but it only gave him the power to disable other people's Stands. He used this power for a while, and after a short period of time, crimes decreased in Hell and Charlie was able to start the Hazbin Hotel. People started liking him just disabling stands in hell because they were tired of being beat up all the time.
Thinking he was now bad at being evil he quit being Saget's right-hand man and opened a restaurant where he sold poison pizzas. It was around this time the strawhats-go-to-hell arc happened (which is probably a real thing), and Zoro decided to try to kill him. Zoro failed and Evil Mario crucified him, to which Luffy and the rest of the Straw Hats tried to get revenge, failing as well.
Realizing he was still evil, Evil Mario tried to get his old job back, only to find he was already replaced with Hitler's Clone. With this, he returned to his restaurant, but struggled against the Taco Bell that's in Hell. He tried licensing out to Kekcroc, but Croc used it to assume Evil Mario's identity and commit bank fraud, as depicted in the 2116 movie, The Flounder.
Evil Mario was arrested on 25 counts of grand larceny through the forging of cheques, and sent to the German Prison on Hitler's Clone's authority.
Present[]
He still makes pizza in prison with Saul Goodman, which are sold to the German Prison commissary, where they outsell all other food despite being classified as inedible.
His appeal trial is set for February 2126.
Trivia[]
- Evil Mario hates Sonic.EXE
- Evil Mario told Bulk Bogan about Dio and Garfield's cameo in the Flash, what a stinker!
- He has a brother named Evil Luigi, and an assistant named Tyson Yoshi, who are also in the German Prison.
- Evil Mario really hates Sonic.EXE
- Evil Mario's favorite year is 2020 because "it's MMXX in roman numerals".
- He has not explained why that makes it his favorite year.
- Maybe it stands for 'em eggs and he's really obsessed with Easter egg hunts.
- We don't know why he does any of this, or how he does any of this.
- Evil Mario really really hates Sonic.EXE
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