Not to be confused with Everything.
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Everything: The Movie is an extremely awesome 6-hour movie created by Dinner Pictures in 2024, featuring Mario, Hank J. Wimbleton, SpongeBob SquarePants, Spider-Man, and Peter Griffin as the main characters. The movie starts with Darth Vader invading Nevada, but everything only gets MOAR chaotic from here.
Since this movie is ridiculously long, there are two 10-minute intermissions, one after Act I, and one after Act II. Speaking of acts, this movie is split into three acts due to its long length.
Also, Everything: The Movie has two sequels known as Everything: The Movie 2 - Luigi Time and Everything: The Movie 3 - Buylands VS Spanish Armarda.
Plot[]
Act I[]
The movie, taking place in 2024, starts with the Hank Gang trolling some n00bs until Darth Vader and his minions invade Nevada and kill a bunch of gangsters, including Deimos, who didn't stand a chance against Darth Vader, who then uses the force to brainwash Dio Brando, Bulk Bogan, and Garfield, so they join him. Hank, Sanford, 2BDamned, Steve, Splat Tim, and Bloody Bunny were the only survivors, and they escape.
Mario, Hank, & Yellow.
Hank and his group head to different directions, with Hank getting lost. Hank finds a wrap pipe, which brings him to the Mushroom Kingdom. Hank meets Mario, and then the both of them meet a God of Color named Yellow.
Yellow: "Hi, I'm Yellow, but you can also can me Ana."
Ana explains that two other Gods of Color named Red and Blue are looking for the Chaos Emeralds in order to transform into to trap the Undefeatables in the Backrooms so they can take over the UnWorld. After a short talk, Mario, Hank, and Ana start looking for the Chaos Emeralds. Meanwhile, Darth Vader, now inside the Death Star, plans to destroy Quahog, Rhode Island. Darth Vader then uses the low power setting so the entire UnWorld doesn't get destroyed, but the Death Star needs three hours to charge.
The scene cuts to Peter Griffin, sitting inside his house as usual. Suddenly, Gru and his minions break into house, so Peter fights them. However, Peter gets outnumbered, which triggers Spider-Man's spider sense. Spider-Man helps Peter finish off the bad guys, and Spider-Man explains that Darth Vader is plotting to destroy his home. Peter and Spider-Man begin running, and they bump into Hank, who explains that he's trying the find the Chaos Emeralds while Mario and Ana look somewhere else. Spider-Man tells Peter and Hank to escape Quahog, Rhode Island while he looks for a Chaos Emerald, since his spider sense are telling him where it is.
Spider-Man, right before killing Kenny.
Spider-Man then meets the Cartman Gang, consisting of Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny, who have one of the Chaos Emeralds. Spider-Man fights the four of them and kills Kenny in order to get his Chaos Emerald.
Stan: "Oh my God! Spider-Man killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You Bastard!"
Cartman, Kyle, and Stan gang up on Spider-Man, kicking his ass. However, Spider-Man uses Chaos Control to escape. Meanwhile, Peter and Hank keep running, but when they reach a bridge, Dr. Eggman appears.
Peter: "Hey Dr. Eggman, wanna help us out?"
Dr. Eggman: "Our friendship is over, Peter! Darth Vader gave me a job that pays me LOTS of money, so fuck off, traitor!"
Peter: "Oh great, this is worse than that one time I-"
The bridge ASPLODES, causing Peter and Hank to fall into the water. Dr. Eggman, Cartman, Kyle, and Stan escape Quahog, Rhode Island, which gets blown up by the Death Star. The scene then cuts to Mario and Ana fighting Dio Brando, Bulk Bogan, and Garfield, who have invaded the Mushroom Kingdom. The Spanish Armarda also appear, causing a massive genocide of Buylanders.
Mario: "Mama mia, those guys are-a too strong!"
Ana: "I'm running out of healing power, and it's making me sad."
Dio attempts to activate his stand, THE WORLD, only for Spider-Man to appear out of nowhere and trap Dio in web, preventing him from using THE WORLD. Mario then punches Garfield so hard that his fist went through him, causing a massive, bloody hole.
Garfield: "Ugh... this is why I hate Mondays..."
Garfield DIES and Mario steals his Chaos Emerald. Bulk frees Dio from the web. However, Bulk gets killed by Luigi, but it was too late. Dio uses THE WORLD to kill Luigi, angering Mario, who tries punching Dio. The attack missed, and time has stopped. When time resumed, Dio appeared next to Bowser, with the both of them being on Bowser's Airship. Bowser reveals that he kidnapped every princess in the UnWorld. Bowser and Dio escape and laugh about the death of Luigi.
As it turns out, Peter and Hank have survived and ended up in Bikini Bottom, where they meet SpongeBob. Hank explains everything, and the three of them enter a rocket built by Sandy Cheeks. The trio exit the water and land on a floating island named Angel Island. However, Hank and SpongeBob get attacked by Blue, while Red knocks Peter away from Angel Island, causing Peter to crash land in Sky Sanctuary, a bunch of floating platforms nearby Angel Island. Hank and SpongeBob beats up Blue, while Peter beats up Red, who jumps on the Master Emerald.
Red: "Hahaha, I don't need fucking Chaos Emeralds! The Master Emerald will be enough to transform into my true form! You fucked up now, Peter!"
Red uses the power of the Master Emerald, but he ripped a chunk out of it because he didn't know how to use it, so it ASPLODES, sending Peter and Red back to Angel Island. Red, angry that his plan didn't work, tries killing Peter. However, Knuckles beats up Red, and kicks him and Blue off Angel Island. In the distance, the Death Star appears, about to blow up Angel Island. Knuckles builds a Nether Portal, and he, Peter, Hank, and SpongeBob enter it. Right after that, the Death Star fires its laser, blowing up Angel Island.
Inside the Nether, the four heroes find Steve's Nether Base. Steve, now joining the group, leads them to another Nether Portal, only for Darth Vader to come out of it. The five heroes fight Darth Vader, but Knuckles and Steve are killed, with Peter, Hank, and SpongeBob being the only ones who escaped the Nether. The trio meet up Mario, Ana, and Spider-Man, who found two Chaos Emeralds so far.
Act II[]
Mario gets trolled.
The five heroes plus Ana travel to a different pinpoint-exact place on the UnWorld that I cannot specify at this present moment due to extreme laziness, where a montage of trying to find Chaos Emeralds begins:
- Mario looking inside toilets, but then a troll crawls out of one of the toilets.
- Hank killing 50% of the Furry Population because they disgust him.
- SpongeBob forcing Nickelodeon to cancel his show.
- Spider-Man accidently steps on black liquid.
- Peter participating in the Happy Lucky Lottery.
- Ana asking people if they see a Chaos Emerald, but to no avail.
The montage lasts for around 15 minutes. Later, Peter Griffin and Ana are outside. Peter goes to roll at a different Happy Lucky Lottery post, mainly because he wanted to get some drugs powerups to sustain his obesity. Ana desperately asks where Hank where Jesus Christ is, but Hank says that he didn't see him for a while.
Hank: "Jesus used to be my master, but after I lost my mind and killed 30 people over a boombox, me and Jesus were not on good terms ever since"
Ana: "You WHAT???"
Spider-Man, who remembered a somewhat large gaping hole he stepped on earlier, which he believed was a simple oil spill... and, confused on whether or not this hole meant anything, argues with his friends about it. Suddenly, things change when Peter suddenly wins the lottery. Of course, this wasn't supposed to happen, because losing the lottery was supposed to be a Canon Event for Peter. With this, he looks up, only to see the usual Happy Lucky Lottery post was completely destroyed in an instant by some unknown force, and, in its place, a hole to China! Peter and his friends pull an Undertale and stumbles into the hole, falling really fast as he reaches twice his normal terminal velocity & landing straight into Tiananmen Square in an odd exception of physics and in a fiery blast; but, somehow, when he looks back at the hole, it's somehow gone.
The five heroes (and Ana, don't forget her) stumbles around Tiananmen Square, when, suddenly, heavy rainfalls force the group inside the majestic building, where they find the third Chaos Emerald glimmering brightly. However, with every treasure comes its protector, and Winnie the Pooh suddenly blasts straight into the same room as the group did, and he challenges Spider-Man to a hand-to-hand combat fight in order to evaluate who is truly worthy enough for the sacred "Honey Piss Cheerio Nuts Chaos Emerald".
Winnie the Pooh: "Poor Peter Parker, you are no match for me!"
Peter: "NANI??? Spider-Man has the same first name as me? Anyways, can I be a Spider-Man just like you?"
Spider-Man: "No, you are too fat to be one."
Peter: "Damn it! This is worse than that one time I-"
Pooh punches Peter, and there was no turning back. Spider-Man finds Pooh to be a formidable opponent; despite having an Ultra Hammer he has to continuously deal with Pooh constantly appearing in and out of existence like a Whack-a-Mole game.
Winnie the Pooh: "You don't mess with this bear's stash of honey... hooh... I am hungry..."
While Pooh is distracted by eating his honey, Spider-Man shoots a web so sharp that it stabs Pooh in the heart.
Winnie the Pooh: "Ugh... I can't believe it... the honey led to my downfall..."
Pooh DIES, and then the group gets the third Chaos Emerald, steal a truck, and drive on Meme Highway. Suddenly, the attack of the Elmo Gang begins. The Elmo Gang are driving evil trains, consisting of Thomas (driven by Elmo), Edward (driven by Blue), Henry (driven by Hank Hill), Gorden (driven by Grover), James (driven by Red), Percy (driven by Dipsy), Toby (driven by Bob the Builder), Duck (driven by Ducky), Donald (driven by Bert), Douglass (driven by Ernie), and Oliver (driven by Kermit).
Mario: "MAMA MIA!!! WHY ARE THERE FUCKING TRAINS ON A HIGHWAY???"
Hank: "Dumbass Elmo Gang... wait... oh mother of God... it can't be... IT'S DUCKY!!!"
Ducky: "That's right bitches! The Seven Heavenly Virtues destroyed my empire, so I joined the Elmo Gang!"
SpongeBob: "Oops!"
Ducky: "This is your fault, SpongeBob! YOU MUST DIE!!!"
Ducky jumps off of Duck and beats up SpongeBob. Hank jumps on Henry and beats up Hank Hill, who fights back, only to hit the self-destruct button on accident. Hank jumps from Henry to Thomas right before Hank Hill DIES due to Henry ASPLODING. Hank and Elmo beat each other up, and then Spider-Man jumps inside Gorden and beats up Grover while SpongeBob beats up Ducky and kicks him into the road. Suddenly, Ducky gets run over by Duck, who stops and panics, since he accidentally killed Ducky. Oliver, realizing that Duck stopped moving, tries slowing down, but he crashes into Duck, killing them both. Kermit managed to jump on to James before Oliver's death, and he and Red attack Peter.
Red: "Peter! I shall get my revenge!"
Peter jumps on James, turns into a Super Saiyan, and attacks Red and Kermit at the same time.
Kermit: "NANI??? You have don't have all seven Chaos Emeralds! How are you doing this?!"
Peter: "I got a temporary Super Saiyan powerup from the lottery earlier."
Kermit: "Fuck this, I'm kermitting suicide!"
Red: "Kermit! Are you fucking kidding me!"
After Kermit kills himself, Peter punches Red so hard that causes into Toby. Bob is unable to control Toby, so he's about to crash. Peter's Super Saiyan powerup then wears off.
Bob: "Not to worry, Toby is one of the strongest trains!"
Red: "Bruh, Toby is made of wood..."
Red jumps on to Percy while Toby crashes, killing himself and Bob. Red then tells Dipsy to summon the other Teletubbies, but Dipsy explains that will take a while, much to the dismay of Red. Hank continues fighting Elmo, and then he throws Elmo on the road. Hank hijacks Thomas, runs Elmo overs, and then he crashes Thomas into Edward, killing them both. Both Hank and Blue get off of Thomas and Edward before they ASPLODE, and land on Percy.
Dipsy: "Uh oh, I'm getting claustrophobic!"
Hank: "I can fix that."
Hank pushes Dipsy off, killing him. Red and Blue say "fuck it" and escape to the Death Star, which is nearby Meme Highway.
SpongeBob: "HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S THE DEATH STAR!!!"
Spider-Man: "Hank! Peter! We need to get the fuck outta here!"
Hank and Peter jump back to the group's truck.
Peter: "It's a good thing I found a Chaos Emerald inside James before I blew him up."
SpongeBob: "We could use a Chaos Emerald to powerup the truck to go so fast, it teleports us away."
Mario: "That's a fuckin' stupid, we will try it!"
The truck teleports away right before the Death Stay blows up Meme Highway. The truck crashes into Bowser City, where the group has four Chaos Emeralds so far. Suddenly, Spider-Man looks behind him and sees Bully Maguire on Bowser's Airship, who reveals when Spider-Man stepped on black goo earlier, the black goo copied Spider-Man's appearance, which is how Bully Maguire was born. Bully Maguire explains that the black goo was created by Dipsy, who had the last name "Maguire" this entire time, making Dipsy the father of Bully Maguire.
Spider-Man: "Okay... looks like my clone of the son of a Teletubby of all people..."
Bully Maguire: "Thanks right, my father is Dipsy, and nobody has defeated him!"
Hank: "Bullshit, I killed your father!"
Bowser: "Yeah... about that..."
Dipsy then appears, revealing that Bowser brought him back as a cyborg right before Meme Highway blew up. Another epic fight begins. Spider-Man hides behind two cardboard boxes and starts firing his machine gun, and Bully Maguire, despite dodging OVER 9000 bullets, gets killed in the gunfire anyways. SpongeBob beats up Blue like a maniac, and Hank stabs Bowser Jr., killing him.
Bowser: "NOOOOO!!! MY SON!!!"
Mario: "Time for-a you to-a DIE!"
Mario rips Dipsy's head off, turns his decapitated head into a bomb, and throws it at Bowser's Ariship, which ASPLODES. Bowser falls off of his airship, but due to the ASPLODION, his arm and leg has been blown off, and Bowser, now a bloody mess, gets grabbed by Mario:
Mario: "Listen you-a motherfucka, where the fuck-a is your-a Chaos Emerald?!"
Bowser: "Ugh... here... take the damn fourth Chaos Emerald! Just spare me!"
Mario: "That's the fifth Chaos Emerald, you-a fuckin' dumbass! I already have the fourth one!"
Peter: "Wait... weren't we supposed to recuse all of the princesses Bowser kidnapped?"
Bowser: "Oh yeah... they are in another castle..."
Mario: "..."
Peter: "This is worse than that time Bowser scammed on me on Roblox!"
A cutaway gag begins, showing Peter playing Roblox.
Meg: "Hey Peter, why are you playing that shitty shame instead of Minecraft?"
Peter: "Shut up Meg! I'm gonna give Bowser my money to get new stuff in Roblox!"
Peter gets scammed by Bowser, screams and rage quits, and the cutaway ends. While Mario and friends kill Bowser and piss on his corpse, Ana tells Blue about her plan. Blue leaves, and Ana gets airplane tickets, so the group can start heading to Egypt, because Dio owns a castle there.
Hank: "Hey Ana, where did Blue go? He's evil, and we need to kill him!"
Ana: "Uh... Blue escaped!"
Hank: "That explains it."
Ana (inside her head): "That was a close one..."
Meanwhile, Blue is inside the Death Star, and he reports his FAILURE to Darth Vader:
Blue: "Lord Vader, those five guys are too strong! They killed Bowser, Bowser Jr., Dipsy, and Bully Maguire! "
Darth Vader starts force choking Blue.
Darth Vader: "You are weak. You allowed those idiots to defeat you."
Laa-Laa: "Fuck you, Blue! My friend Dipsy is dead now, and it's your fault!"
Blue: "Ugh... it's... Mario's fault... you dumbass..."
Po: Uh, my lord, I think now's a good time to let go of Blue now."
Darth Vader stop force choking Blue.
Darth Vader: "Fine, but if Blue fucks up again, I will kill him for real."
Po: "Anyways, my lord, I do have an idea."
Tinky Winky: "We should summon Tricky the Clown. Hank always has a hard time fighting him."
Darth Vader: "Well, if Tricky FAILS, then I will use the Death Star again. Are we clear?"
Po, Laa-Laa, and Tinky-Winky: "Yes sir!"
In the airplane, the group mind their own business until a stop sign breaks through the ground, causing a bunch of people getting sucked out the airplane. Tricky jumps from the ground and hijacks the airplane.
SpongeBob: "HOLY SHIT!!! TRICKY IS TRYING TO COMMIT 9/11!!!"
Hank: "That fucking clown went too far!"
The airplane is about the crash into Squadala City, but thankfully, Squadala Man using his magic carpet to save the group. However, Godzilla has teamed up with Tricky to destroy Squadala City, but thankfully, Optimus Prime shows up, grabs the front of the airplane, and throws it at Godzilla, causing him to ASPLODE and DIE in the process. Tricky tries killing Hank, but Optimus Prime stomps on Tricky, seemingly killing him. Optimus Prime transforms in his truck form, and he brings the five heroes plus Ana and Squadala Man to Egypt. Hower, Tricky has survived, and he's still hunting down our heroes.
Mario: "Mama mia, it's-a fuckin' hot here!"
Optimus Prime: "Yeah, this desert is making me overheat..."
SpongeBob: "WHERE THE FUCKING WATER??!!!!"
Suddenly, Spider-Man's spider sense activates, and starts digging in the sand. Spider-Man drags a robot out of the sand, and it's Bomberman, who joins the group. Bomberman explains that Dr. Eggman kidnapped Sonic and trapped him in Dio's Castle.
Mario: "Sonic? We-a have to-a save that-a motherfucka?"
Bomberman: "Bruh, you still have a rivalry with him?"
???: "I won't let you guys save Sonic!"
Peter: "There you are, Dr. Eggman! You are worse than Meg!"
Dr. Eggman: "Shut up! You treat your daughter like shit!"
Optimus Prime Punches Dr. Eggman's Egg Mobile
The group attack Dr. Eggman, and a single punch from Optimus Prime heavily damages the Egg Mobile, causing Dr. Eggman to fall his ass, as well as the Egg Mobile landing on him, making him stuck.
Dr. Eggman: "Wait, don't kill me! Darth Vader forced me to this!"
Peter: "Oh really? Then why did you kidnap Sonic?
Dr. Eggman: "Oh, Sonic? I got bored of being his enemy, but Dio forced me to capture him anyways."
Suddenly, Tricky appears and uses his stop sign to chop Dr. Eggman's head off. Spider-Man then uses his webs to grab Tricky and throw him into the quicksand. Bomberman then bombs the absolute shit out of Tricky, seemingly killing him. The group reach Dio's Castle, where Optimus Prime punches the wall, creating a massive hole for the group to get inside. SpongeBob then steals all of the water there.
SpongeBob: "I feel much better!"
Time has stopped, and Dio uses the THE WORLD to brutally punch SpongeBob. After that, time resumes.
Dio: "Ha! Nobody survives getting punches by my stand!"
SpongeBob: "Yeah... about that..."
Dio: "NANI??? Your body absorbs my punches???"
SpongeBob then uses stand, OCEAN MAN, and fills Dio's body with bubbles, which doesn't change the way he looks. However, Dio starts floating and puking bubbles everywhere.
Dio: "WHAT KIND OF STAND IS THIS???"
Mario: "Shut up, you-a motherfucka! I will make you-a pay for-a killing Luigi!"
Mario then uses his stand, DO THE MARIO, to shoot a cannonball at Dio, causing him to ASPLODE into many bubbles. Suddenly, Tricky appears rips Optimus Prime apart from the inside. Tricky escapes Optimus Prime's body, revealing a massive hole through Optimus Prime's body.
Squadala Man: "Optimus Prime! Please stay alive!"
Optimus Prime: "Ugh... I wasn't expecting... to... get killed... by a clown..."
Optimus Prime DIES. Squadala Man, filled with rage, flies on his carpet.
Squadala Man: "Squadala! I will fucking kill you!"
Squadala Man uses his minigun and begins firing at Tricky, killing him. Just kidding! Tricky heals and knocks Squadala Man off of his carpet. Tricky then burns the flying carpet so Squadala Man can't use it again.
Squadala Man: "How is this clown not dead yet?"
Hank: "Yeah, when will Tricky finally give up?"
Tricky: "NEVER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hank and Tricky fight to the death. The other guys try fighting Tricky, but only Hank and Bomberman were able to do enough damage. Hank, Peter, and Bomberman get heavily beat up, with Hank's jacket being ripped open, revealing the chest plate and bandages on his body, as well as his metal jaw now showing. Peter's clothes are a tiny bit ripped, and Bomberman has some small cracks on his helmet. Meanwhile, Mario frees all of the UnWorld's princesses, and he frees Sonic as well.
Sonic: "Hey Mario, it's awful in here! I had to eat my friend Tails in order to survive! Get me out of here!"
Mario: "WTF??? Anyways, I will-a help you. You know, we-a might as well be-a friends."
Sonic: "I'm fine with that, also, where's your friends?"
Mario: "I came to-a recuse you while my friends are-a fighting Tricky. Also, I have-a bad news for-a you. Knuckles has DIED."
Sonic: "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! Anyways, I found this Fire Flower inside this toilet."
Mario: "Okay... that's a fuckin' weird..."
Mario VS Tricky
Mario and Sonic come to help their friends fight Tricky, but he beats up Mario, but he powerups using a Fire Flower to burn Tricky by shooting as much fire as possible. Tricky was completely burnt to a crisp, being dead for real this time. The only thing besides Tricky's ashes was the sixth Chaos Emerald, so SpongeBob grabs it while Mario's powerup wears off. SpongeBob sees a helicopter, which is being piloted by Sanford. 2BDamned comes out of the helicopter, and he lets the five heroes plus Ana, Squadala Man, Bomberman, and Sonic to go inside the helicopter with him.
Hank: "Where's the rest of the remaining members of my gang?"
2BDamned: "They are hiding at McDonald's. Also, Steve went to the Nether to get resources."
Hank: "Sadly, Steve was killed by Darth Vader".
2BDamned: "We won't let Steve's death be in vain. Thankfully, we have six Chaos Emeralds so far, and I have learned that the seventh Chaos Emerald in located in South Park."
Spider-Man: "I did kill Kenny and steal his Chaos Emerald, but I didn't finish off the other three members of the Cartman Gang. Since Cartman is the leader of his gang, it must be him that has the last emerald we need."
Squadala Man: "Squadala, Captain Obvious!"
Captain Obvious: "Spider-Man is not Captain Obvious! I'm Captain Obvious!"
Spider-Man: "Uh... How did this guy get here?"
Henry Stickmin: "I'm here too!"
Spider-Man: "..."
Meanwhile, at the Death Star:
Darth Vader: "Well Po... looks your shitting plan FAILED... so therefore, I'm blowing up Egypt!"
Po: "Bruh, our enemies already left Egypt..."
Darth Vader: "Fine, I will blow up South Park instead."
Blue: "Why South Park of all places?"
Red: "So our enemies can go there and DIE, dumbass!"
Blue: "Dude... you need to chill..."
The group finally enter South Park. Mario gives Captain Obvious walkie talkie to find the Cartman Gang... and Captain Obvious DOES find the Cartman Gang!
Cartman: "Who are you?"
Captain Obvious: "Hi fatty, I'm Captain Obvious!"
Cartman: "Hey, I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"
Cartman kills Captain Obvious. However, this was a part of Henry's plan! Henry dances, and then Mario jumps on Cartman. Mario keeps fighting Cartman, who notices that Kyle and Stan are distracted by Henry's dance. Cartman kills Henry by shooting him, causing Stan and Kyle to stop being distracted and start shooting at the group, causing Squadala Man to get killed in the gunfire.
Squadala Man: "Squadala! I'm dead!"
Cartman knocks out Mario and starts running, but Spider-Man shoots his webs at Cartman, trapping him. Peter then runs up to Cartman and punches him.
Peter: "That's what you get for making fun of Family Guy!"
Meanwhile, the other good guys are fighting Kyle and Stan. Sonic uses his super speed into run in circles around Kyle, confusing him. Sonic then uses his spin dash to kill Kyle. Stan, not giving up so easily, calls Po, Laa-Laa, Tinky-Winky, and even Dr. Robotnik to help him. Stan's reinforcements exit multiple buildings to attack our heroes. Dr. Robotnik, who is not as forgiving as the late Dr. Eggman, grabs Sonic and snaps his neck, killing him.
Hank: "WTF??? The Teletubbies were hiding here this whole time???"
Po: "That's right. Dipsy was at Meme Highway earlier, trying to summon us Teletubbies, but by the time we got to there, it was already blown up by the Death Star. After that, we went to South Park in order to lure you to us."
Bomberman: "Boring! I'm gonna fuckin' bomb you guys!"
Tinky Winky: "BIG HUG!"
Tinky Winky hugs Bomberman so hard that his cyborg-like organs are crushed, killing him. Tinky Winky punches Hank, who crashes into a wall. SpongeBob starts punching Tinky Winky, but his punches are not strong enough. Meanwhile, back to Mario, Spider-Man, and Peter, the three of them are still trying to get answers from Cartman.
Peter: "So, where's that last emerald?"
Cartman: "Fuck you!"
Peter shoots Cartman with his gun, killing him.
Spider-Man: "Bruh, now how will we get that last emerald?"
???: "I have it!"
It's Dr. Robotnik, who reveals that he's Darth Vader's right-hand man. Dr. Robotnik also reveals that he's the one who forced Dr. Eggman to keep being evil and trap Sonic inside Dio's Castle. Dr. Robotnik then explains how Dr. Eggman in inferior to him, and he even laughs about his death. Mario and his two friends attack Dr. Robotnik and heavily beat him up, causing him to drop the last emerald. Mario grabs that last Emerald, but Dr. Robotnik starts talking:
Dr. Robotnik: "NOOOOO!!! The power of the PINGAS wasn't enough to kill you! That's it, I have the last plan!"
Red comes out of nowhere and punches Mario so hard that he drops all Chaos Emeralds. Red and Blue have the Chaos Emeralds, which makes all of the good guys and bad guys to stop fighting each other. Ana meets up with Red and Blue, and the Chaos Emeralds begin circle around the three of them.
Mario: "ANA??? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU-A BETRAYING US???
Hank: "You bitch! We trusted you!"
Ana: "Me and the others are not your enemies, except for Red, because he's unholy."
Red: "Hey!"
Hank: "Ana-"
Ana: "Just call me Yellow."
Hank: "I don't give a shit, you fucking traitor!"
Yellow: "You disappoint me."
Blue: "Bruh, this is talking too long, we are just gonna activate the Chaos Emeralds now."
Mario: "Mama mia, you-a won't get-a away with this!"
Mario was too late. The activation began, knocking Mario and his friends into a wall, and no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't stop Red from activating the Chaos Emeralds, which traps the Undefeatables in the Backrooms (so the Undefeatables can't stop him and the other bad guys) AND summons the Death Star at the same time.
SpongeBob: "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!!!!"
Blue takes his turn using the Chaos Emeralds to create a portal for himself, Red, Yellow, Dr. Robotnik, Stan, Po, Laa-Laa, and Tinky Winky to escape with. Spider-Man uses his webs to drag Laa-Laa to him, but the rest of the enemies escape into the portal, which closes.
Laa-Laa: "You idiots! I was supposed to escape!"
Hank points his gun towards Laa-Laa's head.
Hank: "Give me a way to escape, and I will spare you."
Laa-Laa: "Uh... give me a moment!"
Laa-Laa uses her Tubby Phone to activate Serial Designation J, who is currently inside the Death Star.
Laa-Laa: "Cartman's House has a teleporter inside!"
Hank: "Thanks. Also, what were you doing with that phone?"
Spider-Man shoots Laa-Laa with his machine gun.
Spider-Man: "We don't have time for this! Let's get the fuck out of here!"
The fives heroes plus Sanford and 2BDamned escape using Cartman's Teleporter, and a few seconds later, the Death Star blows up South Park. Our heroes end up in McDonald's, where they meet up with Splat Tim, Bloody Bunny, Ronald McDonald, Fox McCloud, Heavy Weapons Guy, and Uzi Doorman. However, J is hunting down our heroes, but she didn't find them yet.
Act III[]
Mario and his friends at McDonald's.
The five heroes and other heroes have a chat.
Mario: "Mama mia... it's been one of those days..."
Hank: "Yeah, Ana betrayed us, and she was the only healer in our group. Now that I think about it, the name "Ana" does remind me of my dead girlfriend named "Yuliana". Shooting her on accident was my biggest mistake."
Jesus: "What about the boombox incident?"
Hank: "Hey! Those n00bs got what they deserved!"
Mario: "Well... speaking of-a dead people, my-a brother Luigi is-a dead."
Sanford: "My boyfriend Deimos is dead."
Uzi: "My older sister Julie is dead."
Heavy: "My entire team is dead."
2BDamned: "I wish those dead guys were still alive, so I can touch their butts."
Everybody: "..."
Mario: "What the fuck is-a wrong you? Anyways, we still need a plan."
Peter: "Why? The bad guys already won!"
Fox: "They didn't WIN yet! I have my big ass spaceship, the Great Fox, to fly us to the Death Star!"
Peter: "This is better than that one time I- okay fuck it, let's just leave."
Mario's Group enters the Great Fox, but while flying, the group gets attacked by J and the Scary Robots Gang, who cuts the Great Fox in half, causing Hank, SpongeBob, Peter, 2BDamned, Bloody Bunny, and Ronald to fall off the Great Fox. Thankfully, Ronald uses the powers of RAN RAN RUU to trap him and his friends inside a force field, which crashes into Ohio. Due to his force field, Ronald and his friends survive the fall.
Mario VS Freak with the Hood
Meanwhile, the Great Fox crash lands inside the Death Star. Mario, Spider-Man, Sanford, Splat Tim, Fox, and Uzi fight a bunch of Teletubbies, Scary Robots, and Mario Clones such as New Mario and Paper Mario. Uzi fights J while Mario and Spider-Man attack Darth Vader, who uses the force to push Mario inside an elevator while he fights Spider-Man. Mario leaves the elevator and finds himself inside Freak with the Hood's throne room.
Freak: "Good... you have finally found me..."
Mario: "Impossible! Are you-a Darth Vader's master?!"
Freak: "Yes... and I'm the REAL one behind this! Oh... and I have a surprise for you..."
Luigi appears, and Mario is shocked. Freak reveals that he and Darth Vader brought Luigi back to life, but this time, LUIGI IS EVIL!!! Mario reluctantly fights Luigi while Freak watches. Meanwhile, in Ohio, Hank and his friends witness many Star Destroyers coming out of the Death Star. 2BDamned realizes that the Death Star isn't going to blow up Ohio. In fact, Ohio is about to be invaded. This starts The Battle of Ohio. Hank and his friends are overwhelmed by Red, Caillou, Adolf Hitler, the Nazis, the UnPolice, the Teletubbies, and many other groups, but Bomberman and his girlfriend Pretty Bomber, the Blocky Bunch, and the entire Squadala Army appear out of nowhere and help Hank and his friends.
Hank: "Bomberman, your alive?"
Bomberman: "That's right! Tinky Winky didn't hug me hard enough to kill me. I faked my death and traveled the UnWorld in order to get reinforcements for you, including the group I'm working for, the Blocky Bunch."
Hank: "It's not the Hank Gang, but this will do."
Red: "You fools, you are still outnumbered!"
Blocky: "STFU, I'm the better red guy!"
Blocky, Pen, and Eraser fight Red while Hank, Peter, and Bomberman enter a building full of bad guys. Peter and Bomberman offer to help Hank defeat Yellow, but Hank decides to confront Yellow by himself.
Suddenly, Blue attacks Peter and Bomberman. However, Bomberman figures out that Blue is weak to fire, so he throws a bomb at Blue, and the ASPLOSION causes A LOT OF DAMAGE to Blue. While Peter and Bomberman continue fighting Blue and the bad guys, Hank goes up multiple stairs.
The scene cuts back to Mario fighting Luigi, who punches Mario hard enough to crash into a wall and out the other side, witnessing Spider-Man continue to fight Darth Vader.
Darth Vader: "You don't have the force, Spider-Man."
Spider-Man: "Fuck the dark side! Take this!"
Spider-Man shoots webs at Darth Vader, who cuts down the webs and slashes Spider-Man.
Mario: "NOOOOO!!!"
Spider-Man was dying, but in a last-ditch effort, Spider-Man shoots his webs at the Star Destroyers and pulls them to the Death Star. Spider-Man DIES due to his stab wound. Mario runs away from Darth Vader, Freak, and Luigi due to being outnumbered. Mario then sees that Uzi is getting her ass kicked by J, so he grabs her tail and throws her into a wall.
J: "Mario... you idiot... I'm supposed to kill Uzi... my inferior younger sister!"
Uzi: "WTF??? We are related?"
J: "That's right! Laa-Laa told me about you and your friends! But don't worry... you can still join me!"
Uzi: "I won't join you. Why can't you join me instead?"
J: "You know... maybe... I can redeem myse-"
J gets killed when Darth Vader cuts her in half vertically. Mario is shocked that Darth Vader, Freak, and Luigi has caught up to him so fast, but thankfully, Sanford, Splat Tim, and Fox appear just in time to help Mario and Uzi fight Darth Vader, Freak, and Luigi while the webs slowly drag the Star Destroyers closer to the Death Star.
Hank VS Yellow
Meanwhile, Hank gets on top of the building to confront Yellow, who starts off with normal facial expressions, but she starts being serious all of a sudden. The skies of Ohio have darkened by now, and it even started raining.
Yellow: "There you are. Where do I even begin? You killed 30 people over a boombox. You killed hundreds of people after that. You became the leader of a gang. You overthrew the Nevadan Government. Do you feel any guilt?"
Hank: "Humanity is worse and worse. I wanted to make the UnWorld a much better place, and in order to do that, I must use brute force. Those people I killed were n00bs and idiots who cancel anybody they want. Fuck Twitter. Fuck Cancel Culture. I will do whatever I want. I will think whatever I want. I will be as offensive and insensitive as I so please. I wanted to be in peace, but ever since the Boombox Incident, I snapped. I chose to take matters into my own hands."
Yellow: "You are evil..."
Hank: "I'm not evil, Yuliana. That's right, I know your real name. Yellow? Ana? Those are just nicknames, Yuliana. Yes, I have committed many sins, but despite that, I still love you. My mind has become fucked for so long. I desperately need help".
Yellow: "It's too late for you."
Hank: "I don't want to do this, but if I have to fight you, then so be it."
Hank and Yellow fight to the death. Yellow is much more powerful, but years of training helped Hank dodge her holy attacks. Back at the Death Star, Mario and friends are still fighting the bad guys. Splat Tim then gets stabbed by Darth Vader.
Splat Tim: "OH GOD THAT HURTS!!! Anyways, I will do it."
Darh Vader: "Do what?"
Splat Tim grabs Darth Vader and they fall into one of the reactor shafts, killing them both.
Mario: "MAMA MIA!!! HE DOES IT!!!"
Suddenly, Freak shoots Uzi with force lightning, which overheats her. However, this was Uzi's plan. Uzi overheats to the point where she ASPLODES, killing Freak in the process. Mario, Sanford, and Fox escape the Death Star by jumping out of it. Many Star Destroyers crash into the Death Star at the same time, causing the entire space station to ASPLODE.
Ending[]
Ending
The fight between Hank and Yellow comes to an end when they the Death Star getting destroyed. They also see a green light coming out of the Death Star. This green light is Luigi, who managed to escape. Luigi then goes to the Sun and vaporizes into nothing, which turns the sun green. The Green Sun becomes much colder and expands. Hank and Yellow, knowing that the end has started, start holding hands before they DIE.
The Green Sun consumes the entire UnWorld, which kills everybody except for Mario, Sanford, and Fox, who are teleported inside an alternate UnWorld with a green sky due to the Green Sun's powers. Luigi, the source of the Green Sun, becomes omnipresent, and then all of the dead characters are replaced with Luigi Clones. Mario, Sanford, and Fox become uncertain about their future, and then the movie ends.
Post Credits Scene[]
Even though Red, Blue, and Yellow have DIED, it's revealed that there's four color spirits that remain, known as Orange, Purple, Green, and Brown, and they begin hunting down Mario, Sanford, and Fox because they think the trio are responsible for the Green Sun Incident. In other words, this movie ends on a massive cliffhanger.
Reception[]
This movie has gotten a 99,999/10 by Biased Ratings, and almost everybody else loved this movie as well. Even Chuck Norris approved this movie. The only people who hate this movie are n00bs.
Trivia[]
- Before the movie was released, there was one ad made for it. The ad was so good that they didn't need to make other ads. Anyways, here what the ad looked like:
- Jesus Christ was planned to be in this movie, but in the end, he was only mentioned.
- The main characters of The Yamcha and Tien Show were planned to be in this movie, but they ended up being Easter Eggs instead.
- Originally, Paper Mario was going to have a bigger role in this movie, but in the finished movie, he's simply a bad guy who gets easily defeated by Mario and his friends.