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This page is currently under construction.
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Evangelions are some random monster-like-robots created by the SCP Foundation, these things were made to avenge Chuck Norris, but they have a key functioning, start the apocalypse, each of them have a human soul, for example, EVA-01 has the soul of your mom, these things go Berserk every single damn day. They also starred in an episode of UnAnything: The Series.
DISCLAIMER: just add the pilots names, from the anime, i made this because there was no Eva article and i was bored.
History[]
Just after they triggered the Second Impact, the SCP Foundation wanted to go a bit EXTREME, so they made clones of Freddy Fazbear and deformed them, adding human flesh, as well absorbing your mom into one of them and led to the creation of a stupid clone, just placed some metal plates on them, and BOOM, just call that a "robot", turns out the clone of your mom is a pilot in one of them, yes, these things can be piloted, but they sit on their brain to pilot the damn thing, and there is more, the leader of the SCP Foundation, also the creator of the Evas, IS THE WORST DAD EVER, He exploits his son to do tasks like killing innocents and much more evil
The Third Impact[]
So the Teletubbies had enough and teamed up just for one day with the UnUnited Nations to take down the SCP Foundation, they launched a mass attack to Area 51, and they killed a bunch of guards, and a lot of people that day, then, a post-depressive pilot (not your mom) with a red robot came and wrecked everyone, but then Jesus Christ for some reason, summoned the Holy Spear which penetrated through her head, so they launched these fake EVAs with big lips and ate her alive, the traumatized son of the president of the SCP Foundation, piloted UNIT 01, and was crucifixed like the time back then, and then the clone of your mom absorbed Lilith and appeared in front of him, saying that he must start TikTok and identify himself as an Speakerman, but he refuses, and then it happens, Third Impact begins, as it happened, the EVA went Berserk Mode, and made a hole through her eye, killing her instantly.
And they made a movie based on it: The End of Evangelion.