English

Inglés es un idioma. Las personas hablan Inglés.

Sorry, let me fix that.

English is this weird stuff that comes out of your mouth when you start talking. It was invented by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ about a thousand years ago, and it is way better than Babbleish. English is used to make words and sentences. You can do lots of things with English. You can even edit the UnAnything Wiki using English!

English is also the world's most impossible language to learn, as nobody can understand it. You, the person reading this might think you can understand English, but you don't as you're not advanced enough to understand the following:

Did you think it was Yanny? WELL TOO BAD IT'S LAUREL! If you don't believe me then it's YOUR fault!

In 3000 AD, some dude named Jack Eisenman simplifies English into Iqglic (pronounced the same as English), with a simplified grammar and converting sentences into nouns by putting "s before them. Unsurprisingly, nobody liked it, but then Jack said "You suck" and created VötGil (literally meaning UnEnglish), with an even more simplified vocabulary and the removal of dj, as well as all words being three letters long. This was worse, so Jack made Zese, which is nothing like English but still had a similar grammar, and the grammar in it makes it impossible to make a Zese version of Wikipedia. Nobody liked Jack and his languages, thus making everyone give up on English and start speaking Esperanto.

Another example of English failing[]

A Few Words In English[]

Airplane: A flying vehicle, also known as "birdy-plane"
Elf: Those weird guys with pointy ears.
Fart: Stinky gas, always a good word to know.
Fartitudinous: Synonym for Wario.
Fight: That thing were two people beat the crap out of each other.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis: A disease in the lung.
The: Most used word in the language.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious: Our top scientists are working hard to discover the meaning of this word.

More words can be found here, and phrases can be found here also.