An Enchantment Table is a magical table and a cool piece of furniture that was invented in Minecraft by Notch, using lotsa power. The Enchantment Table allows you to enchant Minecraft Swords or other Minecraft tools, creatures, things, and other stuff. It is so awesome, that even The Awesome One loves it.
History[]
People think this is how you speak Enchantment Table, but we all know this is just Standard Galactic Alphabet and has nothing to do with this article.
The Enchantment Table was invented by Notch, a couple updates right after Minecraft was first created. Notch had to use some glue, construction tools, and OVER 9000 MAGIC POWAAAAA!!!!! After Notch made this, since it took so much power, he hibernated for 20 days since he was so tired. After those 20 days, Notch asked Steve to make one and test it, which means he was the first guy to craft one of these babies. It worked out, so Notch threw a party, called the Enchantment Party.
Language[]
The enchantments are written in Enchantment Table, a language, was also invented by the eldritch gods of Minecraft a buncha years ago. They knew their crap back then, which is why Notch decided to put their language into the game. Unsurprisingly, Cthulhu got upset at him and sent him to the death dimension for two weeks until he escaped, dying a thousand times. But the nerds will want you to believe it's actually "Standard Galactic Alphabet", like somehow in Star Wars there is no such thing as the English alphabet.
Crafting[]
Made with a book, 2 diamonds, and 4 obsidian.
You need 4 obsidians, 2 diamonds, and a book in order to craft it. If you try to use an eBook you get the eNchanting Table, which is a completely different thing.
Enchanting[]
You just have to read the book, then, put some lapis and the tool that you wanna enchant on it. Then they will combine, forming an enchanted tool. The tool will have an enchanted purpleish glow and it'll look rlly rlly pretty.
List of Enchantments[]
- Sharpness - Combination of "Sharp" and "Ness". This is the standard formula for most enchantments.
- Swiftness - Makes you swing faster. Very good on the PC edition where you have to wait a lot.
- Sweetness - Makes it more caloric; gives all the bad guys diabetes.
- Sourness - Wards off those with a sweet tooth.
- Sweet And Sourness - Makes it more Chinese.
- Endless - EXP repairs the thing, preserving it. However it decreases your power in the long term.
- Toughness - Resistance to being broken.
- Darkness - Effective at killing light creatures.
- Lightness - Effective at killing dark creatures.
- Loudness - Gives you a migraine.
- Dryness - Increases the chances you will hear Dry Hands play.
- Luckiness - Increases the odds of getting better stuff from caves, treasure, and killing bad guys.
- Waness - ???
- Heaviness - Increases damage but also decreases move speed and attack speed.
- Lightness - Increases move speed and attack speed but decreases damage.
- Greatness - Makes stuff better.
- Badness - Anti-enchantment. Makes the item worse.
- Anti-Acuteness - Prevents the formation of right angles and obtuse angles.
- Acuteness - Encourages the formation of right angles and obtuse angles.
- Goodness - Effective at killing evil creatures.
- Evilness - Effective at killing good creatures.
- Fairness - Neutralizes advantages and disadvantages.
- Gayness - makes the bad guys gay (🏳️🌈)
You know this is a lot of nesses. I'm sure there's other enchantments out there.
People that own an enchantment table[]
- JeffTheMasterr
- The Awesome One
- Steve and Herobrine and like every other Minecraft player.
- Chuck Norris
- Many more people
Weaponization[]
Since you can enchant any weapon using this and these are a bit hard to craft, these tables are very legendary and rare. And with a weapon-strength-enhancer object such as this, this is obviously a game-changer for wars and combat. Its particular use in weaponization is to power super weapons. It can also power spaceships and cars (for those people that are really extra).