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I wanna thank you guys for giving up time with your family and loved ones to help me kill these Emu.

Hank Hill, in the midst of a power trip fantasy involving an imaginary truce with the Pac-People

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An Emu is a big bird which can't fly that is native to Australia (continential Pac-Land). Though often thought of as a bad joke by their former Pac-Man overlords, Emus flourished out in the bushy wilds of the land that would once more become Australia. Thanks to them not being regarded as even remotely a threat, as soon as the humans had liberated themselves from the yoke of the Pac-People, the Emus attacked. Since then the two species have waged unceasing war against each other...except when they cease fighting to fight the continuously re-surging Dingo population.

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An emu chick, cute but just as evil.

Trivia[]

  • According to Cody, from AlternateHistoryHub, Emus and Dingoes wage brutal genocide against the Australian populace.
  • According to Squadala Man, Ducky supports the Emus in their attempts to brutally conquer reclaim their ancestral homeland from the idiots humans. This resulted in the rise of the Tiger Tail Regime, which declared Everybody equal, much to Ducky's dismay.
  • The only Australian bird eviler than an Emu...is a Magpie.
  • The only bird stronger (but less evil) is a Cassowary.
  • They are more evil than Flying Toasters are awesome.
  • The turkey legs at Didneyland are actually emu legs.
  • Emu chicks look like wooden cutouts in order to fool Stupid people like You and/or hide from predators.
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