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Elmo Payne is a 3rd person shooter Shame (video game) where you must protect Sesame Street from other gangs. The shame is very popular and is one of the top 3 best Elmo shames ever. Bonzi Buddy and Elmo are good shamers.

Elmo Payne

Plot[]

The story begins on good ol' Sesame Street. Elmo and his beloved Elmo Gang are shooting freaky muppets who threatened to take the Cookies that Cookie Monster had earned. The gang have won the fight, but then, Grover (who was alive up to this point) was shot by an unknown marauder from off the screen, and pronounced dead. The Elmo Gang are left broken and sad after these events.

Straight after Grovers death, the gang started to get weaker as more gangs vandalized Sesame Street. It's up to Elmo to save the street. Elmo grabs lotsa guns and begins to shoot lotsa people. In a mission, you are given a time of 1hr and 46min, and if you don't beat a mission in under that amount of time, Grover's ghost will come after you and kill you for revenge and you lose a life, and if you lose all of your lives, it's game over, but your data in the shame is automatically saved.

You meet other character's along the way like Patrick Star: an idiot you help in the 8th mission in attempts to get Grover off his back, though it's a waste of a mission because he's dumb and nothing really happened in it. There's also Hungry Pumkin, a drifter who flew into Sesame Street by freak accident. After more awesome missions with killing people the two return and even join the Elmo gang. However, Hungry Pumkin will turn on you and try kill you at then end as you find out HE was behind all of the nonsense.

Patrick Star then becomes useful as he gives Elmo a pumpkin carving knife to defeat the Hungry Pumkin. Initially, you must throw knives at the Hungry Pumkin as he shoots back. Soon later, he becomes a new forme similar to that of many Kirby final bosses, and now Elmo must heat up his knife. Upon doing so, the Hungry Pumkin gets stabbed and turned into pie.

Then you beat the shame and kill Hungry Pumkin, Patrick revives Grover and goes off to travel the UnWorld, helping those in need. After the credits roll, there's official signs of a sequel. Though it's been over 7 years and nothing yet. 

Shameplay[]

The buttons are usually unresponsive, but other than that, the shameplay's really good. It's fun to shoot things. VERY FUN! You can get Elmo coins hidden everywhere to charge up and get a bazooka. This is where the shame gets fun. Now you can blast everybody and Big Bird sky-high. Also, you can kill Grover with the bazooka to unlock more characters!

Many people don't do missions and kill everyone in sight but, even after killing Grover you still have to do them.

Weapons[]

  • Pistol
  • Shotgun
  • Bazooka
  • Knife
  • Sniper
  • Rifle
  • Super shotgun
  • BFG 3000
  • Plasma gun
  • Grover's head
  • Big bird's beak
  • Wood plank
  • Onions
  • Pitchfork
  • Bubble gun
  • Dildis
  • Cane
  • More Dildis
  • Machine gun
  • Mini gun
  • Torch
  • Even More Dildis
  • Sword's
  • Even, Even, More Dildis
  • Blood rifle
  • Red-neck rifle
  • This shame has alot of Dildis
  • Plasma Gun
  • Blue Flame Torch
  • Muppet Melting Ray
  • Pumpkin Carving Knife (to kill the Hungry Pumkin)
  • You would never guess, but Dildis

Characters[]

Ratings[]

  • ESRB gave it a AO because it was about Sesame Street. 
  • PEGI gave it a 13+ for pistols and shotguns being in it.
  • Squadala Ratings gave it a 17+ because of blood. Blood is bad.

Development[]

After, the success of Grand Theft Sesame Street, Wario and Waluigi return to make a spinoff with more character's. Since, Max Payne was so popular they began writing Elmo Payne and developing it. This time Princess Peach AND Elmo made the game making it extra violent. Strangely, the creators of Max Payne haven't said anything yet. Waluigi Is promising a sequel but, all signs point to N-O!

Reputation[]

The game was banned in most countries due to extreme violence and guns. You can now only get it on ShamesCoarse. But everyone liked the game because it was fun and everybody likes killing people. Howver the game was given a 9000% saying "a 3rd person shooter spin off from a popular shooting game". 

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