Ha ha ha! Who wants to die?
—Elmo, Before killing You (originally said in his book Potty Time with Elmo)
Elmo is an evil furry red monster that gets tickled more than The Pillsbury Doughboy (and THAT is saying something!). His plans for world domination started when a bolt of lightning struck him during the events of Grand Theft Sesame Street. He turned all evil and killed people of Sesame Street, then created a manic song. He allegedly has "GOT DA MOOVZ"
He can be a little nice, on a count of the fact that he saved all humanity from Bowser, Eviler Bowser and Super Eviler Bowser. He had a partner in crime called Grover, but Grover coughed while Elmo was talking so Elmo killed him! Elmo lives in his own personal fantasy world that's made up of crayons.
He now resides in Sesame Street, watching over his magnificent empire. His gang hold complete control over Sesame Street, and Elmo just racks in the money. He uncovers and foils ten assassination attempts against him a day. His fur is really white, THE RED IS ACTUALLY BLOOD! :O
History
Early Life and First Blood
The story of Elmo the Great is a tragic one. It all started when he was born. This is believed to be one of the biggest mistakes in the history of the world. Of course, our information is coming from Biased Ratings, so we're not sure. But one thing is true regardless... The day Elmo was born sentenced Sesame Street to many years of pain and suffering.
Elmo was raised in a small house in Sesame Street. He was raised by two loving parents. But they made a very fatal mistake. They loved Painball, a sport, more than they loved baby Elmo. Oh, how they loved painball! Every year during painball season, Elmo was neglected, for painball was more important than him. He nearly starved to death at one point. Even though he was only a baby, he vowed revenge.
At four years old, revenge is just what Elmo got. Painball season had just started again. UnAmerica had formed their team, and Elmo's parent's were partying even harder than last year. They brought in family friend Kool Aid Guy, and started having drinks. Kool Aid Guy was planning on killing the entire family that day, but Elmo was faster. He poisoned the drinks, and his mommy and daddy finally got what they had coming. Kool Aid Guy, being immune to the poison, ran off to kill another day. Elmo had no memory of the incident, and soon his white fur was doused in radioactive Kool Aid, turning his fur an eeevil red.
Growing Up and Turning Evil
Yo l'il dawgz, didn't yo hear, ELMOZGOTDAMOOVZ
Elmo did not commit another act of evil for the next twenty years, but that evil spirit still rested deep in his heart, waiting to be revealed. Meanwhile, Elmo got some degrees from college, because Sesame Street had colleges back then. Then, he became a preschool teacher, because there were a lot of little kids in Sesame Street back then.
Elmo loved being a preschool teacher. He was a great one too. Every day he would walk in, and never once even threatened to beat or shoot any of the little brats. But this all changed one stormy morning. Elmo was driving to work when his car broke down. He got out to check the hood, and he saw a swimming pool. He saw his opportunity, and got in so he could post it on YouTube. He was struck by lightning.
Descending into Crime
This was all that evil spirit needed. Elmo quickly became the most evilest guy in all of Sesame Street, and possibly the world. He called up all of his old high school friends asking them if they wanted to join his new Elmo Gang. They accepted, and he went over to his preschool, getting a ride from Grover. He brainwashed all of the kids, and they became his first brainwashed minions.
He opened up a base in downtown Sesame Street, which he filled with a bunch of crayons. He spent the next fifty years expanding his empire, shooting people who displeased him, and just doing mob stuff. Elmo was forever a mob boss.
Personality
Elmo & Weegee
Before being struck by lightning, he was a very nice person. He would always help the little kids, and he would even give them free money when they asked. He was also a law-abiding citizen. He even obeyed the j-walking laws, which Nobody does. Elmo was the perfect model for good behavior. It got kind of annoying, really.
Elmo explaining the stuff that made the Industrial Revolution possible.
This all changed, however, when he was struck by lightning. He became the baddest of the bad, shooting people for no reason at all. He never obeyed any laws, and sometimes even spit on people, just to show how bad he really was. He was also a jerk, doing bad things to people just so he could laugh at them.
Relationships
- Elmo Gang: Love
- Mickey Mouse: Tolerates
- Grover: Dislikes
UnPop Culture Appearances
TV Shows
- Elmo is, like, the main character in Sesame the Street but as a show TV thing. I don't know what else to say.
- In the Teletubbies show episode Elmo the Evil Guy, Elmo appears out of nowhere and kills the Teletubbies.
- In the 2015 Teletubbies episode Elmo the Evil Guy Comes Back, Elmo returns and fights the Teletubbies with his gang.
- Elmo sometimes appears in UnAnything: The Series.
- In the episode Sing a Song of Sesame Street, Elmo tries to hold a board meeting with his gang. The problem is that Ned and the Needlefish has rented the same building, whoops.
- Elmo, alongside some other miscreants, is the overarching antagonist of the show's Woody arc. In The End of the UnUniverse, Elmo kills Luigi for not telling him where Woody and Teardrop are. He dies when Mag Agent: Torture stops him from escaping the G.O.T.S. Mothership after a time bomb was placed inside its core.
Movies
- Elmo is one of the many antagonists in Everything: The Movie.
Shames
- Elmo is the main character of the Grand Theft Sesame Street series. We aren't gonna list them because he appears in all of them, so screw off.
- Elmo appears frequently in the Gappy the Shame series
- In Gappy the Shame 4: Gappy Kart, Elmo is one of the racers.
- Elmo is one of the crewmates in Gappy the Shame 7: Sus Again. He is notable for his role in Level 13, where King Dedede sentences him to the cafeteria to retrieve Chips. Susie, Angry Video Game Nerd and Kirby are there, but the former two leave for different reasons. Elmo kills Kirby while the others are gone, but he gets discovered when Kirby's dead body was found. AVGN nearly gets ejected due to poisoning Susie with a stew made of bull excrement, but Elmo is the one who gets shipped out anyway.
- Elmo is an unlockable character in Gappy the Shame 8: Final Party.
- Elmo is the second boss in Super Mario 132: Project Nexus.
- Elmo appears as the second boss of inter-omniversal hit Captain 0's Bullet Hell Nightmare, where he confronts the player character. He's even more of a dick than normal in this shame (or game, if you got real).
- In UnUltimate Custom Night, Elmo is the 29th character, and is a part of the base roster. He sleeps in the office and must be deterred with the flashlight. However, the player should only flash him when he is awake and ready to attack, as flashing him as he slumbers will agitate him.
Trivia
- It is believed that Elmo has inserted a helium generator in his throat 3 years before becoming a teacher so he could entertain the kids better with his signature high pitched voice.
- Elmo's response? "THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!"
- Our response? "Oh yeah, well they said the exact same thing about, "Veggie" Monster. Checkmate.
- Elmo's response? "THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!"
- Elmo is responsible for turning Calendar Man into who he is today, having brought him to insanity with his menacing song over the production of an Elmo-themed calendar.
Now You Could be Elmo's World!
Elmo takes out a giant crayon. Using this crayon, he shoots a beam of energy at his opponent, turning them into a crude drawing of themselves. Elmo can then modify them with the crayon, or scrub them with a wet cloth to make them weaker. If he scrubs enough, he can even erase limbs, or destroy evidence of his crimes.
Now You Could be Elmo's World!
Elmo takes out a giant crayon. Using this crayon, he shoots a beam of energy at his opponent, turning them into a crude drawing of themselves. Elmo can then modify them with the crayon, or scrub them with a wet cloth to make them weaker. If he scrubs enough, he can even erase limbs, or destroy evidence of his crimes.