Changes: Electronic Arts

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Electronic Arts (called EA by the lazy people) is a foolish little company that thinks it can be a shaming company. They were founded by Shigeru Miyamoto's evil UnAmerican counterpart. Through a combination of overpricing, poor-quality shames, Pay to Win, and DLC EA has set out to destroy the shaming industry as a whole. In 2012, they were ranked as "Worst Company in UnAmerica".

The Sims: Having no relation to The Simpsons shame, The Sims lets players control ordinary humans in their ordinary houses, living the rich and interesting lives that the players don't have.
- SimCity: The player manages a city of Sims. Rather than being a shame, SimCity is ranked among the Seven Sins of EA.
Battlefield: A carbon copy of Call of Ducky, but without Ducky. Who would want to play that?!
Madden: This aptly-named football simulator will madden its players with boring shameplay, mediocre graphics, alleged curse, and commentary written by Captain Obvious.
FIFA: The soccer simulator that comes out on different consoles every year as the same shame. It literally does not change in any respect, not unlike the blackness of EA's heart.
Titanfall: An actually decent shame that pits soldiers in mech suits against each other. Of course, when EA developed the shame, they realized that it was too good for their standards, so they removed the single player mode.
Ass Effect: A shepherd flies into space and engages in undercover relations (i.e. a relationship under the covers) with every alien ever. The title of this shame is sometimes misspelled with an "M" at the front, to indicate the sound of the aliens' pleasure.

The Seven Sins of EA

EA may have done some terrible things, such as inserting DLC and microtransactions in their shames, but these sins truly set them apart as a soulless, unethical corporation.

EA decided to quit paying for licensed weapons and keep using them anyway
Fellow shaming company THQ alleges EA feigned interest in a potential buyout in order to snag the UFC license away
EA shuts down Victory Games, Command and Conquer canceled
EA to close EA Partners division after a number of lay-offs
EA creates a contest called Code Wars to steal fresh ideas from competitive indie developers
EA is coming under fire for DLC and being sued over Battlefield
and... SIMCITY

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-<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img alt="" class="image thumb" data-image-="" data-image-key="EA.jpg" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AEA.jpg%7Cthumb%7C250px%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22EA.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22alt%22%3A%22EA%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A250%7D%7D" height="156" name="EA.jpg" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/unanything/images/2/22/EA.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width/250?cb=20150420214946" type="image" width="250" /> <!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><b>Electronic Arts</b> (called <b>EA</b> by the lazy people, to imitate the screams of their consumers) is a foolish little company that thinks it can be a <a class="mw-redirect" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22shaming%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22shaming%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bshaming%5D%5D%22%7D" href="/wiki/Shaming" title="Shaming">shaming</a> company. It was founded by&nbsp;<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Satan%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Satan%22%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3Anull%7D" href="/wiki/Satan" title="Satan">Satan</a>, who soon resigned after being disgusted by the company's business practices. Now, EA is believed to be run by <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Anonymous%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Anonymous%22%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3Anull%7D" href="/wiki/Anonymous" title="Anonymous">Anonymous</a>, but <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nobody%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22nobody%22%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3Anull%7D" href="/wiki/Nobody" title="Nobody">nobody</a> knows or cares. Through a combination of overpricing, poor-quality shames, <a class="new" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pay%20to%20Win%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pay%20to%20Win%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPay%20to%20Win%5D%5D%22%7D" href="/wiki/Pay_to_Win?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" title="Pay to Win (page does not exist)">Pay to Win</a>, and <a class="new" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22DLC%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22DLC%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDLC%5D%5D%22%7D" href="/wiki/DLC?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" title="DLC (page does not exist)">DLC</a>, EA has set out to destroy the shaming industry as a whole. In 2012 and 2013, they were ranked as the "Worst Company in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22UnAmerica%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22UnAmerica%22%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3Anull%7D" href="/wiki/UnAmerica" title="UnAmerica">UnAmerica</a>".</p><h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">EA Shames</h2><ul><li><b>The Sims</b>: Having no relation to <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22The%20Simpsons%3A%20Slapped%20Out%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22The%20Simpsons%22%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3Anull%7D" href="/wiki/The_Simpsons:_Slapped_Out" title="The Simpsons: Slapped Out">The Simpsons</a> shame, The Sims lets players control ordinary <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Humans%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Humans%22%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3Anull%7D" href="/wiki/Humans" title="Humans">humans</a> in their ordinary houses, living the rich and interesting lives that the players don't have.<ul data-rte-new-node="true"><li data-rte-new-node="true"><b>SimCity</b>: The player manages a city of Sims. Rather than being a shame, SimCity is ranked among the Seven Sins of EA.</li></ul></li><li data-rte-dragged="true"><b>Battlefield</b>: A carbon copy of <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Call%20of%20Ducky%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Call%20of%20Ducky%22%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3Anull%7D" href="/wiki/Call_of_Ducky" title="Call of Ducky">Call of Ducky</a>, but without <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ducky%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ducky%22%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3Anull%7D" href="/wiki/Ducky" title="Ducky">Ducky</a>. Who would want to play that?!</li><li><b>Madden</b>: This aptly-named football simulator will madden its players with boring shameplay, mediocre graphics, alleged <a class="new" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Madden%20Curse%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22curse%22%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3Anull%7D" href="/wiki/Madden_Curse" title="Madden Curse (page does not exist)">curse</a>, and commentary written by <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Captain%20Obvious%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Captain%20Obvious%22%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3Anull%7D" href="/wiki/Captain_Obvious" title="Captain Obvious">Captain Obvious</a>.</li><li><b>FIFA</b>: The soccer simulator that comes out on different consoles every year as the same shame. It literally does not change in any respect, not unlike the blackness of EA's heart.</li><li><b>Titanfall</b>: An actually decent shame that pits soldiers in mech suits against each other. Of course, when EA developed the shame, they realized that it was too good for their standards, so they removed the single player mode.</li><li><b>Ass Effect</b>: A shepherd flies into space and engages in undercover relations (i.e. a relationship under the covers) with every alien ever. The title of this shame is sometimes misspelled with an "M" at the front, to indicate the sound of the aliens' pleasure.</li></ul><h2 data-rte-new-node="true">The Seven Sins of EA</h2><p data-rte-new-node="true">EA may have done some terrible things, such as inserting DLC and microtransactions in their shames, but these sins truly set them apart as a soulless, unethical corporation.</p><ul><li>EA decided to quit paying for licensed weapons and keep using them anyway</li><li>Fellow shaming company <a class="new" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22THQ%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22THQ%22%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3Anull%7D" href="/wiki/THQ" title="THQ (page does not exist)">THQ</a> alleges EA feigned interest in a potential buyout in order to snag the <a class="new" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22UFC%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22UFC%22%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3Anull%7D" href="/wiki/UFC" title="UFC (page does not exist)">UFC</a> license away</li><li>EA shuts down Victory Games, Command and Conquer canceled</li><li>EA to close EA Partners division after a number of lay-offs</li><li>EA creates a contest called Code Wars to steal fresh ideas from competitive indie developers</li><li>EA is coming under fire for DLC and being sued over Battlefield</li><li>and... SIMCITY
+'''Electronic Arts''' (called '''EA''' by the lazy people) is a foolish little company that thinks it can be a [[shaming]] company. They were founded by [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]'s evil [[UnAmerican]] counterpart. Through a combination of overpricing, poor-quality shames, [[Pay to Win]], and [[DLC]] EA has set out to destroy the shaming industry as a whole. In 2012, they were ranked as "Worst Company in UnAmerica".
+*'''The Sims''': Having no relation to The Simpsons shame, The Sims lets players control ordinary humans in their ordinary houses, living the rich and interesting lives that the players don't have.
+**'''SimCity''': The player manages a city of Sims. Rather than being a shame, SimCity is ranked among the Seven Sins of EA.
+*'''Battlefield''': A carbon copy of Call of Ducky, but without Ducky. Who would want to play that?!
+*'''Madden''': This aptly-named football simulator will madden its players with boring shameplay, mediocre graphics, alleged curse, and commentary written by Captain Obvious.
+*'''FIFA''': The soccer simulator that comes out on different consoles every year as the same shame. It literally does not change in any respect, not unlike the blackness of EA's heart.
+*'''Titanfall''': An actually decent shame that pits soldiers in mech suits against each other. Of course, when EA developed the shame, they realized that it was too good for their standards, so they removed the single player mode.
+*'''Ass Effect''': A shepherd flies into space and engages in undercover relations (i.e. a relationship under the covers) with every alien ever. The title of this shame is sometimes misspelled with an "M" at the front, to indicate the sound of the aliens' pleasure.
+==The Seven Sins of EA==
+EA may have done some terrible things, such as inserting DLC and microtransactions in their shames, but these sins truly set them apart as a soulless, unethical corporation.
+*EA decided to quit paying for licensed weapons and keep using them anyway
+*Fellow shaming company THQ alleges EA feigned interest in a potential buyout in order to snag the UFC license away
+*EA shuts down Victory Games, Command and Conquer canceled
+*EA to close EA Partners division after a number of lay-offs
+*EA creates a contest called Code Wars to steal fresh ideas from competitive indie developers
+*EA is coming under fire for DLC and being sued over Battlefield
+*and... SIMCITY
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