El Primo is here!
—El Primo
MY GOD, HE'S BEAUTIFUL!!
El Primo is a broxa fighter who is dedicated to the stupid hunting. He is also El Hermano's cousin.
Biology[]
It was said that once he was hit by a pica brutesca de gigante sent by God (he was jealous because of his sexiness level) that almost killed him and somehow survived pagando um boquete pra deus , but he also has some really cool superpowers thanks to that pica gigante. He doesn't just hunt stupids, he is also one of the best fudedor de ânus in WWE but not as good as John Cena, he was part of the 2019 world cup, a famous football tournament and also appeared in Avengers Endgame 2, but only as a cameo.
Skils[]
El Primo soca forte no buraquinho das pessoas , só que o pau dele é tão gigante que a pessoa morre rasgada. That's how strong he is. He can also do o esperma voador to reach high places. He once reached the top of the eiffel tower in just 5 seconds.
El Primo can also respawn, but he didn't noticed yet. As he tought it was some nightmare.
Trivia[]
- Besides fighting, El Primo is also really good at sexo anal
- lubrificante faz ele fuder qualquer buraco
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