The ways of the ninja are the ways of victory. You lose!
—Eiji Kisaragi
Eiji Kisaragi is a feared ninja from the Feared but really respected Kisaragi clan but most know him as the ninja against the Top Hat Mafia and the yokai of Gensokyo. his rivalry with the Top Hat Mafia Captain 30 the Nintendo Ninjas and the PC-98 character Elis is the most known thing about him and the kisaragi clan. he is the descendant of Zantetsu
Biography[]
Born to the Kisaragi family Eiji would train as he was told that he was the strongest under the Heavens he'd continue training learning the fighting style and his energy attacks and learning the power of being real fucking quiet years after the training he'd join a assassination service and was hired as a hitman to track down and kill targets until he got a contract by a man named Topham to travel to Gensokyo and take out a 3 women whose names began with E's Elis Ellen (98) and Elly but he was defeated easily and gave up so in retaliation the Top hat mafia attacked the clans temple nearly taking out most of the people when Eiji arrived he was wounded by an attack from an unknown attacker... that person was DJ Hallyboo Eiji saw his outfit and saw the nintendo logo he finally realized that their rival clan the Nintendo Ninjas was paid by Hallyboo to attack their temple he also saw Ally Kabam burning houses down Eiji was taken to the hospital and months after the attack. Eiji was looking for revenge and he'd plan to accomplish it by killing every member of the mafia in order to restore his honor. Eiji would return to Gensokyo where he searched for the strongest shrine maiden that never used spellcards he searched for Sendai Miko. But his anger couldn't be contained and attacked a Nintendo Ninjas base killing them all one of the ninjas were talking about a person named Juno Eiji arrives at Junos location where he interrogated her until she gave out the location of Ally Kabam for no reason other than wanting revenge for her arson at the temple. Eiji is currently searching for Ally for now and his story will continue soon
Win quotes in the shame Defeat the top hat mafia[]
From Treasure Hunter to Tophams cuddle bunny? Fighters without pride aren't true fighters!
—Eiji winning against Iwasaki
Don't worry. Beating someone like you, doesn't mean I've defeated the Top hats
—Eiji to Ally Kabam
I'm a ninja! I have no pity for losers!
—Eiji to Delivery Boy Roy
You cannot beat a ninja you emo boy now go home slit your wrists and cry about it
—Eiji to Nightmarionne
Maybe if you learned how to fight instead of being a fat fucker you would've won
—Eiji when beating Foodini
Your skill at Psychological scarring is impressive. Pursue it no more. Be gone!
—Eiji to Balan
It's absurd to call an outfit like that drip. It can't even hold a candle to Kisaragi ninja drip
—Eiji when beating Topham
It was a long wait... But the time for the revenge of Kisaragi has come!
—When defeating DJ Hallyboo
Nothing personal Juno the game decided to chose you as my opponent
—Eiji breaking the fourth wall when beating Juno
it's fine (juno gives a thumbs up)
—juno, after being defeated