Whatever makes these pyramids great in the first place is unknown.
The Bangles - Walk Like an Egyptian (Official Video)
The national anthem of Egypt
Egypt is a land of pyramids, pharaohs, and cool ancient stuff. It was permanently frozen in time in the ancient era by Chuck Norris because Chuck liked it the way it was. Egypt has a bunch of weird gods and goddesses that may be able to rival the Lower Counsel of Undefeatables, but nobody has been able to figure out their UnRank, because most of these gods refuse to leave Egypt (maybe their power is restricted to only Egypt).
History[]
The hall of hieroglyphs. Do not look at it for too long because it is sus.
Some more ancient, elusive Egyptian hieroglyphics, some of which have been discovered to bear a striking resemblance to Twiba.
Egypt was created by some ancient guys a long time ago. They found the area where the Middle East joins up with Africa, and decided to put a country there. The Egyptian gods were already there, being gods, but they wanted humans to rule over anyway.
Chuck Norris found this ancient civilization, and decided to freeze it in time, because he liked it. Since then, Egypt has been perpetually in the ancient era forever, with no access to electricity or any post-medieval technology. However, they have a cool pantheon, so that’s that.
Jesus then got born here, so that's cool I guess.
The Bri’ish Museum has stolen a lot of stuff from Egypt to display in their building in London. Egypt wants it all back, and tried to sue the Bri’ish Museum, but they were foiled by their ancient civilization’s lack of a judicial system.
Things to see in Egypt[]
- The Pyramids
- The Illuminati on The Pyramids
- The Great Sphinx of Giza
- Real Egyptian Deities Meet-and-Greet
- Whatever ancient tombs and mummies the Bri’ish didn’t steal
- Anubis's drunk shenanigans and anti-cringe rants.