When life gives you lemons, burn Life's house down!
—Eevee's foreign policy
Alola!
—Eevee when she took over Alola
Eevee is a Pokeymans that likes headbutting people.
Eevee used to evolve into only the Eeveelutions, but now due to her being exposed to a radioactive Dispenser, she can now evolve into just about anything known in the UnUniverse, except for the Undefeatables. Eevee is known to be extremely random, reflecting the fact that she can turn into anything. She hates Pokeballs because they captivate her.
Eevee has claustrophobia, so there is another reason why she hates Pokeballs so much. Eevee also is allergic to the chemical combination that causes fear, so she can suffocate by her fear if not handled carefully. Eevee can respawn if you kill/faint her after her soul traverses to a local Pokemart.
Since Eevee is so lonely, she likes to play bad video games, like Mario Teaches Typing 2 and 7 Grand Dad. She has ruled Hawaii since 1898 and she has been a bit of a foe to the Guardian Deities (the Tapu) of Hawaii, since she takes precious time away from other, more pressing situations. Eevee hates Elaine because she keeping hugging her tightly, though she makes a great pawn for Eevee due to her Idiot Manipulation abilities (Eevee can transform like Ditto, so it would make sense for her to have a good majority of abilities).
Eevee's Forms[]
Eevee has multiple forms that can go on with her. Since there are millions upon billions of abilities, we decided to only list a few.
Poorly-Drawn Eevee[]
MY EYES!!!1!!
In order to turn into this ugly form, Eevee has to be exposed to Cringe Radiation, such as that which comes off of Grand Dad's star in low quantities. In this form, not only Eevee looks 10 times uglier, she also can:
- Use a replica Weegee Stare
- Talk in a Bootleg Voice
- Make everyone cringe hardly
Spoopy Eevee (Eeeee)[]
Based off of that one Creepypasta. (Which one? All of them.)
Spoopy Eevee, or Eeeee, is a scarier, bloodier version of Eevee. It is said that this form came from a corrupted hack from a cheating device. In order to turn into this Creepy form, Eevee must set herself on fire.
- Use the attack Kill (Similar to Chara, Does tons of damage)
- Look scary
- Corrupt Games and Technology
- Use psychic abilities
- Come out of the screen and get people
- Look hyper-realistic
- Use bootleg Satanism
Humanoid Eevee[]
This is bit weird, but ok. (Humanoid Eevee)
Humanoid Eevee is a human version of Eevee. This form is rare to see because Eevee hates this form for some reason. To obtain this form, an Eevee has to spaz on the floor whilst ranting about Michael Jackson. The abilities are:
- Being able to actually talk to humans
- Be somewhat good-looking
- This form is good for a disguise to humans
- Use Timbs
Revival[]
Eevee was revived because of Serena freeing her soul from the Alolans, and then Eevee was given to Ash Ketchum. She dropkicked Ash and fled to Bikini Bottom, the place she resides at nowadays.
Trivia[]
- Eevee is made up of 90% Fox, and 10% Everything Else.
- Eevee hates being called Queen Eevee, so people just call her Eevee.
- No Trainer wants to capture her since she's so cute, except for Elaine, really.
- Eevee is related to Dr. S, the leader of the UnPolice.
Some Random Natives (Hawaii had no ruler back then)
(90,000 BCE-1898)
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