Despite what LIBERAL FAKE NEWS might tell you, this article was NOT written by Wario EDGAR MCNOTWARIO, recent reports indicate it is by You
Despite what LIBERAL FAKE NEWS might tell you, this article was NOT written by Wario EDGAR MCNOTWARIO, recent reports indicate it is by You
NOT Wario
Before we get anything out of the way, Edgar is 100% confirmed indubitably and by definition (as well as having been legally confirmed in at least 2 countries) NOT WARIO. He's also confirmed as the adoptive brother of Ezikiel McNotWaluigi (who's NOT Waluigi).
Life History[]
Edgar was born on the 1st of January ten billion BBB. I am He is an undefeatable who just teleported into existence because the universe needed someone as powerful. He was soon proven to be more powerful then any god, even all of the upper counsel combined.
Why would people make REAL paintings of a FAKE god
He is the confirmed father of Father Bogan thus grandfather of Bulk Bogan, which obligates Bulk to pay him at least 75% of all income.
Edgar is also a former member of Royal Family of the UnUnited Kingdom, but thoughtfully removed himself to allow Queen Elizabeth to take the throne.
Edgar moved to Oasis Springs to bond with his confirmed legal grandson (NOT for easier direct payment). He became an officially registered magic shaman, performing herbal treatments and divinations. He is however gracious enough to his grandson to give him and his roommates his services for free (so long as they also pay for the rent for his trailer).
He's again, also confirmed as the adoptive brother of Ezikiel McNotWaluigi.
Quote[]
Mr. Manson Himself
Here is a quote from a real man who met Edgar. According to top Russian scientists the following text is impossible to have been generated by AI:
I MET EDGAR WHEN HE WAS CHINATOWN. HE WAS A SMART AMERICAN, BUT IN EVERYTHING HE'D DONE HE'D DONE SO WELL. THAT'S WHERE HE GOT HIS KNOWLEDGE FROM. HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUSION POINTS OF GENEALOGY, AND HOWEVER HE INHERITED THE ANSWERS TO THE MOST USEFUL QUESTIONS FROM THEMSELVES. IT WAS ALL A PROPHETIC SHOW, AND FROM THAT THE AFFECTED ONE LOVED IT TOO. HE THEN TRIED TO ANSWER THE VERY REAL PROBLEMS YOU W
—Mr. Manson