Revy you dumbass you crashed the car
—Eda
FUCK THE NSA!
—Eda
Edith Blackwater is a character from black lagoon and she is a member of the ripoff church. she is a nun who works in the ripoff church in roanapur and is also Revy's Rival. she is apart of the major gun trade in the city. she despises the THM because of Iwasaki's existence. She is also being hunted down by Judge Holden we don't know why but that's all we know
Eda's bizarre adventure[]
I should probably tell you this already but Eda is a member of the CIA but she doesn't help her other agents move cocaine to the states instead she goes undercover in criminal operations just like her buddy Troy Bradshaw so once upon a time she worked for the Top Hat Mafia but Iwasaki started noticing the CIA glow off her and they got into an altercation which led to her leaving so she set her sights on roanapur so she can infiltrate the rip off church. because unlike her previous job she actually loves smuggling things. Eda would later vote for Donald Trump because she loves the united states and fucking hates the NSA. Eda would later enjoy her fun times in the ripoff church which includes her smuggling guns and drugs thru the Unworld an Round Star she would also have a fun time sampling the white powder she loved the cocaine powder. She would later meet up with Revy so they can do an act of trolling and soon they'd become Frenemies. but the Judge hated Eda putting drugs on his planet so they tried to attack the ripoff church but it ended in disaster because they got attacked instead. Eda has long plans to get the church attacked by the CIA because she is a fed after all but nobody knows that ... well besides Iwasaki and Revy. Eda is helping the Round Star Rebellion but is usually seen buying Cocaine off The Gray Man so she can give it to the church so it can be sold to the people of Round star.
Trivia[]
- She frequently goes to bars to relax in her casual outfit
- She makes fun of Revy for having her page deleted for plagarism
- She no longer has a green glow because she is basically a criminal
- She is kinda addicted to the C O C A I N E P O W D E R
- Nobody really knows her full name
- Eda is good friends with Nail
- She is considered to be the getaway driver for the rebels which is true
- Eda's favorite band is Disturbed in fact she plays Decadence if she is in a high speed chase with round Star law enforcement
- Eda Drives like shes in a Need For Speed Shame
- Eda has several guns on her person which includes two Walther PPK's a M97 Grenade Launcher a CIA issued internally supressed pistol a magnum revolver and a Remington 870 most of these guns are in her car and she usually only carries her PPK's