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UNACCEPTABLE!

Earl of Lemongrab

Lemongrab

That's the ugly troll itself.

Earl of Lemongrab, a.k.a. Fat Lemongrab and Lemongrab, is an obnoxious, paranoid, stubborn, high-strung, overly-zealous and very loud lemon drop man. He was created by Princess Bubblegum in case she was ever unable to rule the Candy Kingdom. No one knows exactly knows how old Lemongrab is. We think he's made from Combustible Lemons buuuut we're not sure.

Insufferableness[]

He's best known for screaming “UNACCEPTABLE!1!1!1!1!1”, and just like Finn’s best friend, Jake The Dog, Lemongrab is stupid. Even though he’s obnoxious and ugly, some people still like him because he’s a meme and they find him funny. He also has a whiny, bratty voice and he’s used to always getting his way. He reacts to things like a five-year-old, even though he looks like he’s in his late teens or early adulthood. This is partly the reason why everyone in the Candy Kingdom despises him. He’s also inept, violent, and bat-shit crazy. Let’s just say his way of looking at things is… special. He ate his brother, who he may possibly possess feelings for.

Whatever you do, DO NOT make eye contact with him! He'll just go crazy bonkers and probably steal your lunch money.

Biography[]

Earl of Lemongrab was an experiment gone wrong. He screamed and flapped his arms when he was first born/made because he saw he was a lemon, then immediately went to join his brothers and sister fruit in the local Wal-Mart where he'd meet his best friend: the Annoying Orange, after realizing they were all dead. Some say that he’s older than Princess Bubblegum herself, even though she was around long before him. Another possible theory is that he doesn’t exist if you believe the Finn is in a coma theory, his psychedelic appearance may be attributed to that.

Death[]

He died twice. Once was when he got blown up by Badlemonnohope, and the other was when he tried to beat up Chuck Norris and got killed because everyone knows you cannot beat him. But we think he might still be alive, so if you see him call the UnPolice as he's reported as a missing person, and also because he's on the no-fly list.

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