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| − | + | The '''Extremely Stupid Rating Blockheads''', otherwise known as the '''ESRB''', is a group of people that <strike>don't</strike> rate shames on if there safe for little [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]] or not. Needless to say, they generally suck at their job. |
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| + | [[File:Other_ESRB.png|thumb|The three other Ratings for ESRB.|270x270px]] |
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==History== |
==History== |
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| − | The ESRB started after [[Nintendo]] whined about how Mortal Kombat and other violent video shames were inappropriate for general audiences. It started back in 45 B.C. They have rated over 454,656,565 shames and 43 tacos. |
+ | The ESRB started after [[Nintendo]] whined about how Mortal Kombat, [[Doom]] and [[Night Trap]] and other violent video shames were inappropriate for general audiences. It started back in 45 B.C. They have rated over 454,656,565 shames and 43 tacos. |
| − | ==People== |
+ | ==People That Work There== |
*[[George W. Bush]] - former President of the United States and current President of the ESRB |
*[[George W. Bush]] - former President of the United States and current President of the ESRB |
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*[[Hulk Hogan]] - semiretired wrestler and rating boards adviser |
*[[Hulk Hogan]] - semiretired wrestler and rating boards adviser |
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*[[Elmo]] - man of Sesame Street fame and head of public relations |
*[[Elmo]] - man of Sesame Street fame and head of public relations |
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*[[YouTube]] - internet video site and head of commissions |
*[[YouTube]] - internet video site and head of commissions |
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| − | *[[Bubble Bass]] A legendary |
+ | *[[Bubble Bass]] - A legendary troll who ruined 506365525 kids life from working here. |
| + | * [[𐌺-𐌺]] - A error of all computer with the line "YOU MUST DIE!" & rating drawings for the ESRB |
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==Ratings== |
==Ratings== |
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+ | *RP - Rating Pending - Not out yet. |
| + | *RP Likely 17 - Rating Pending Likely Mature 17+ - The game might be rated M. |
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| + | *EC - Early Childhood - For unborn fetuses, this is no longer used because hardly any shame gets an EC rating. |
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*E - Everyone - Approved for all audiences |
*E - Everyone - Approved for all audiences |
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*E10+ - Everyone 10+ - Awful for kids |
*E10+ - Everyone 10+ - Awful for kids |
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| − | *T - Teen - Only good for teenagers; everyone else would find it pointless |
+ | *T - Teen - Only good for teenagers; everyone else would find it pointless. There have been some great T rated games. |
| − | *M - Mature - Boring shame for adults only, the [[Teletubbies]] shames get these ratings. |
+ | *M - Mature - Boring shame for adults only, the [[Teletubbies]] shames get these ratings. There have been some great M rated games. |
| − | *AO - Adults Only - Adults only shames or |
+ | *AO - Adults Only - Adults only shames or awesome sexy gory ones that retailers refuse to sell. |
| − | *KA - Kids and Adults - Retired because its dumb |
+ | *KA - Kids and Adults - Retired because its dumb and nobody used it. |
| − | *FTTFTT - Far Too Terrifying For [[Timmy Turner]] - Retired after Timmy's parents filed a lawsuit |
+ | *FTTFTT - Far Too Terrifying For [[Timmy Turner]] - Retired after Timmy's parents filed a lawsuit. For some reason, Timmy Turner wished for the rating to continue, so it's still here. (Not like it matters) |
==Other Ratings== |
==Other Ratings== |
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| − | *P |
+ | *P - [[Po]]. (Equivalent to M for mature/miserable or AO for Adults Only.) |
| + | *B - [[Bob the Builder]] - Here's a funny story, Bob the Builder's narcissism got the better of him and he thought that he is the bravest gamer in the sandbox genre. (even though he pissed himself when he saw a pig in Minecraft) So wanting "mature" sandbox games he payed the ESRB 10 million undollars to make an age rating that only a man "mature" as him could play. He only got one shame in the rating and that was a Roblox game that he made, [[Nobody]] know anything about the probable piece of crap of a shame except Bob himself and the ESRB. (who would shoot you if you tried to ask any questions about it) |
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| − | *B meaning B for [[Bob the Builder]]. Equivalent to T/M/AO. |
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==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
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| − | *The ESRB is pointless thanks to careless parents |
+ | *The ESRB is pointless thanks to careless parents, LOL! |
| + | *That doesn't make any sense (or are people just not looking?) |
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| − | *[[Barack Obama]] supports the ESRB |
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+ | *[[Barack Obama]] supports the ESRB. |
| + | *[[Special:MyPage|Someone]] supports the ESRB by buying shames. |
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| + | * The [[Barrier Trio]] will never protect the ESRB, even if the ESRB pays all the money they have. |
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| + | *[[Cancer, the cancerous lord of crustations]] hates ESRB so much that he sent his army of [[Crab Rave]] crabs lead by [[Your Mom|the largest lobster]] ever attack and arson the building meaning they had to move but them that place was burnt down so ESRB got moved to [[Area 51]]. |
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Latest revision as of 01:18, 22 January 2024
7 of the 10 few ratings.
The Extremely Stupid Rating Blockheads, otherwise known as the ESRB, is a group of people that don't rate shames on if there safe for little Timmy or not. Needless to say, they generally suck at their job.
The three other Ratings for ESRB.
History
The ESRB started after Nintendo whined about how Mortal Kombat, Doom and Night Trap and other violent video shames were inappropriate for general audiences. It started back in 45 B.C. They have rated over 454,656,565 shames and 43 tacos.
People That Work There
- George W. Bush - former President of the United States and current President of the ESRB
- Hulk Hogan - semiretired wrestler and rating boards adviser
- Elmo - man of Sesame Street fame and head of public relations
- YouTube - internet video site and head of commissions
- Bubble Bass - A legendary troll who ruined 506365525 kids life from working here.
- 𐌺-𐌺 - A error of all computer with the line "YOU MUST DIE!" & rating drawings for the ESRB
Ratings
- RP - Rating Pending - Not out yet.
- RP Likely 17 - Rating Pending Likely Mature 17+ - The game might be rated M.
- EC - Early Childhood - For unborn fetuses, this is no longer used because hardly any shame gets an EC rating.
- E - Everyone - Approved for all audiences
- E10+ - Everyone 10+ - Awful for kids
- T - Teen - Only good for teenagers; everyone else would find it pointless. There have been some great T rated games.
- M - Mature - Boring shame for adults only, the Teletubbies shames get these ratings. There have been some great M rated games.
- AO - Adults Only - Adults only shames or awesome sexy gory ones that retailers refuse to sell.
- KA - Kids and Adults - Retired because its dumb and nobody used it.
- FTTFTT - Far Too Terrifying For Timmy Turner - Retired after Timmy's parents filed a lawsuit. For some reason, Timmy Turner wished for the rating to continue, so it's still here. (Not like it matters)
Other Ratings
- P - Po. (Equivalent to M for mature/miserable or AO for Adults Only.)
- B - Bob the Builder - Here's a funny story, Bob the Builder's narcissism got the better of him and he thought that he is the bravest gamer in the sandbox genre. (even though he pissed himself when he saw a pig in Minecraft) So wanting "mature" sandbox games he payed the ESRB 10 million undollars to make an age rating that only a man "mature" as him could play. He only got one shame in the rating and that was a Roblox game that he made, Nobody know anything about the probable piece of crap of a shame except Bob himself and the ESRB. (who would shoot you if you tried to ask any questions about it)
Trivia
- The ESRB is pointless thanks to careless parents, LOL!
- That doesn't make any sense (or are people just not looking?)
- Barack Obama supports the ESRB.
- Someone supports the ESRB by buying shames.
- The Barrier Trio will never protect the ESRB, even if the ESRB pays all the money they have.
- Cancer, the cancerous lord of crustations hates ESRB so much that he sent his army of Crab Rave crabs lead by the largest lobster ever attack and arson the building meaning they had to move but them that place was burnt down so ESRB got moved to Area 51.