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The '''Easy Sucky Rating Blockheads''', otherwise known as the '''ESRB''', is a group of people that rate shames on how good they are.
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[[File:Esrb.jpg|thumb|271px|7 of the 10 few ratings.]]
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[[File:Other_ESRB.png|thumb|The three other Ratings for ESRB.]]
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The '''Extremely Stupid Rating Blockheads''', otherwise known as the '''ESRB''', is a group of people that <strike>don't</strike> rate shames on how good they are. Needless to say, they generally suck at their job. Bad.
 
==History==
 
==History==
The ESRB started after [[Nintendo]] whined about how Mortal Kombat and other violent video shames were inappropritate for general audiences. It started back in 45 B.C. They have rated over 454,656,565 shames and 43 tacos.
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The ESRB started after [[Nintendo]] whined about how Mortal Kombat and other violent video shames were inappropriate for general audiences. It started back in 45 B.C. They have rated over 454,656,565 shames and 43 tacos.
   
 
==People==
 
==People==
*[[George W. Bush]]-former President of the United States and current President of the ESRB
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*[[George W. Bush]] - former President of the United States and current President of the ESRB
*[[Hulk Hogan]]-semiretired wrestler and rating boards advisor
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*[[Hulk Hogan]] - semiretired wrestler and rating boards adviser
*[[Elmo]]-man of Sesame Street fame and head of public relations
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*[[Elmo]] - man of Sesame Street fame and head of public relations
*[[YouTube]]-internet video site and head of commissions
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*[[YouTube]] - internet video site and head of commissions
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*[[Bubble Bass]] - A legendary troll who ruined 506365525 kids life from working here.
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* [[O-O]] - A error of all comupter with the line "YOU MUST DIE!" & rating drawings for the ESRB
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==Ratings==
 
==Ratings==
*E-Excellent-Approved for all audiences
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*RP - Rating Pending - For derps
*E 10+-Exceptionally 10+-Awful for kids
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* EC - Early Childhood - For babies
*T-Terrible-Only good for teenagers; everyone else would find it pointless
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*E - Everyone - Approved for all audiences
*M-Miserable-Boring shame for adults only, the [[Teletubbies]] shames get these ratings.
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*E10+ - Everyone 10+ - Awful for kids
*AO-Adults Only-Adults only shames or terrible ones
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*T - Teen - Only good for teenagers; everyone else would find it pointless
*KA-Retired rating;nobody cares about it
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*M - Mature - Boring shame for adults only, the [[Teletubbies]] shames get these ratings.
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*AO - Adults Only - Adults only shames or terrible ones
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*KA - Kids and Adults - Retired because its dumb
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*FTTFTT - Far Too Terrifying For [[Timmy Turner]] - Retired after Timmy's parents filed a lawsuit. For some reason, Timmy Turner wished for the rating to continue, so it's still here. (Not like it matters)
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==Other Ratings==
 
==Other Ratings==
*P meaning P for [[Po]]. Equivalent to M for mature/miserable or AO for Adults Only.
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*P - [[Po]]. (Equivalent to M for mature/miserable or AO for Adults Only.)
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*B - [[Bob the Builder]]. (Equivalent to T/M/AO.)
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*The ESRB is pointless thanks to careless parents
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*The ESRB is pointless thanks to careless parents, LOL!
*[[Barack Obama]] supports the ESRB
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*[[Barack Obama]] supports the ESRB.
*[[Special:MyPage|Someone]] supports the ESRB by buying shames
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*[[Special:MyPage|Someone]] supports the ESRB by buying shames.
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* The [[Barrier Trio]] will never protect the ESRB,even if the ESRB pays all the money they have.
 
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Latest revision as of 04:59, January 23, 2020

Esrb

7 of the 10 few ratings.

Other ESRB

The three other Ratings for ESRB.

The Extremely Stupid Rating Blockheads, otherwise known as the ESRB, is a group of people that don't rate shames on how good they are. Needless to say, they generally suck at their job. Bad.

HistoryEdit

The ESRB started after Nintendo whined about how Mortal Kombat and other violent video shames were inappropriate for general audiences. It started back in 45 B.C. They have rated over 454,656,565 shames and 43 tacos.

PeopleEdit

  • George W. Bush - former President of the United States and current President of the ESRB
  • Hulk Hogan - semiretired wrestler and rating boards adviser
  • Elmo - man of Sesame Street fame and head of public relations
  • YouTube - internet video site and head of commissions
  • Bubble Bass - A legendary troll who ruined 506365525 kids life from working here.
  • O-O - A error of all comupter with the line "YOU MUST DIE!" & rating drawings for the ESRB

RatingsEdit

  • RP - Rating Pending - For derps
  • EC - Early Childhood - For babies
  • E - Everyone - Approved for all audiences
  • E10+ - Everyone 10+ - Awful for kids
  • T - Teen - Only good for teenagers; everyone else would find it pointless
  • M - Mature - Boring shame for adults only, the Teletubbies shames get these ratings.
  • AO - Adults Only - Adults only shames or terrible ones
  • KA - Kids and Adults - Retired because its dumb
  • FTTFTT - Far Too Terrifying For Timmy Turner - Retired after Timmy's parents filed a lawsuit. For some reason, Timmy Turner wished for the rating to continue, so it's still here. (Not like it matters)

Other RatingsEdit

  • P - Po. (Equivalent to M for mature/miserable or AO for Adults Only.)
  • B - Bob the Builder. (Equivalent to T/M/AO.)

TriviaEdit

  • The ESRB is pointless thanks to careless parents, LOL!
  • Barack Obama supports the ESRB.
  • Someone supports the ESRB by buying shames.
  • The Barrier Trio will never protect the ESRB,even if the ESRB pays all the money they have.
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