The logo of the jackasses who wake you up really early.
The EAS Alert System, also called the EAS (short for Emergency Alert System), is a alert system that is so big it plays on tv to warn n00bs to take shelter, instead for them to sit on the couch and die. It plays on your TV when there is Zombies, tornadoes, or Weegee. For example, if Hitler was taking over the world in a giant robot, a message would play on your TV to announce this. It's still stupid though, as 99.9999999% of the population of the UnMutiverse hates it. The exception is the people who created this monster.
What it sounds like in Japan (very loud)
History[]
What you'll hear back in the day.
The system was activated in mid-January to warn of a conflict between Tierboskat and Hannibal Lecter.
In World War II, if German planes were taking down a city, sirens would sound. Today we have TV and radio towers instead of ears and sirens. But the UnAmerican EAS is kind of annoying because it has to play an alert every month for a useless test. Like come on, what if you were watching a marathon?! I say go permanently offline (yes, even your cellphone which makes it practically useless today), it can't get you there.
Things that can set it off[]
- Somebody getting kidnapped, this is called an Amber Alert.
- Earthquakes/Tsunamis.
- Food and water contamination.
- Asteroids.
- War.
- A nuke that is about to strike.
- Bad air quality.
- A crazy jackass going around being a menace to society.
- Bombs going off.
- Uplifting procedures. (Later proven to be fake.)
Trivia[]
Screenshot of a monthly test.
- The EAS is even on your iPhone! (or Android if you're like Vesta)
- What's next, streaming services?
- Turn your phone off if u don't want to see or hear the alert.
- When the EAS goes off, every single vehicle in the UnWorld stops, and people have to check what the alert is.
- All EAS alerts are fake, so don't worry if it's actually going to happen.
- TV Doesn't like it when EAS sound plays in a show and fines them A LOT of money.
- The EAS can also go off even if a minor thing happens, like You being told off by Your Mom.
- Some people have set off the EAS as a prank.
- Ignore the EAS.
- When you eventually die one day, the EAS will go off and everyone in the UnWorld will be very very very sad that you are dead.
- Most kids are scared of the EAS.
- OVER 9000% of the time the alert is just a test. The remaining -8,901% are amber alerts.
- Calling the EAS the "EAS Alert System" is redundant, smh my head.
- Norway has the scariest EAS alarm of all time! (Down below is a conversation about Canada being the scariest.)
- Coward. -Vesta (obligatory joke notice)
- Yeah, wait till' you hear Greece's EAS alarm. -Dee (not a joke. hear it.)
- I don't know Canada's is pretty spooky. Maybe they are trying to give you a heart attack before you die from nukes so that you don't have to die horribly, just another friendly Canadian act. -Hoop (y'know I just thought that)
- Yeah, they make sirens and warning stuff scary or else you wouldn't give a crap. -Crowbartubby911
- Why is everyone complaining about the Canada EAS? It just sounds like an ambulance, plus it doesn't sound that screeching in person. -Dee (my opinion)
- Yeah, Norway is the creepiest one. -Crowbar
- EAS more like.... easy... -The Great
- But then you realize the thing it's warning, yeah it's kinda hard. - Hoop
- Fuck. Now I know why it exists. A fucking F2 tornado slit right through my hometown and I want to never see that again -V
- IN BRITAIN, IT NEVER HAPPENS - User:The Internet Eyeball Man113
- What us people have is an obnoxious BEEP - A rock that is black
- In Lego City in 2115, the EAS randomly went off while the city was going crazy (or at least crazier than usual) because someone hacked the city's technology system.
- It's also used as the warning sound used by the Space Defense Force.
- AMBER alerts are used when somebody gets kidnapped. They always have to be so fucking alarmed by it they play the annoying sound at midnight when you just want some sleep.