Wake the fuck up it's time to learn Spanish you little shit.
—Duo to you, sleeping while Duo is holding a gun
Duo or Duolingo Owl is a seemingly harmless green owl who really wants to teach you foreign languages. While he may look like a sweet little owl who simply wants to teach you a language, he actually has an extremely evil side and will most definitely kill you if you miss your lessons. He is a very crazy bird that thoroughly enjoys doing even crazier things. However, he will only do so if someone refuses to practice a language on the EVIL website he set up called Duolingo. But since everyone registers on this site without practicing it later he has a lot of material to choose from.
History[]
Duolingo was born somewhere in UnAmerica in 1776. in 1785, he was granted the power to know every language in exitance. Due to this, he crated an app that can teach you any foreign language, which was launched in 1787. However, by 1789, he noticed that many people weren't doing their lessons, which angered him.
Due to his anger, he turned to the dark side. He went Elmos World so Elmo could teach him how to kill. After Elmo finished teaching him, he joined the Elmo Gang and moved to teletubby land.
Sometime in the early 1800s, George Washington killed him, however he respawned shortly after. After he respawned, Duolingo got revenged on Washington by shooting him with a pistol.
Don't make this mistake.
And then some time later Duo was normally chatting to someone in fluent Spanish. Then another guy walked up to asked them why they were talking in Despacito. Out of rage, Duo quickly killed him. He then later set up his EVIL website he called Duolingo, because he's humble that way. The website promises to teach anyone to speak a language fluently, but if practicing is avoided the penalty is death. He has quenched his thirst for killing this way, and if you are bilingual or more he is very nice. The system is similar to that of Wilkins, Maya, and Lythronax, where if you don't abide by them you're on their hit list. (Although Duo only kills you if you decided to get involved but didn't)
How To Avoid Being Killed By Duo[]
Well, that depends on the situation.
- Don't create a Duolingo account if you haven't already. This will only give him an opportunity to kill you.
If you HAVE created a Duolingo account, that is a serious problem. However, there is still a solution:
- Actually practice the damn language. Daily. Duo will be satisfied by this and not murder you or your family.
- DON'T delete your account. The damage is already done. Now you're a target of Duo forever.
- If you don’t want to practice today BUT you have a streak freeze, USE IT! This gives you 1 day to not practice but cannot be stacked.
Okay, so let's say you've deleted your account or are a lazy ass and refuse to practice. Oh no! Duo's coming to get you! How do you defend yourself?
- Short answer: You CAN'T. Accept your fate. However, keep in mind sometimes Duo will choose a different punishment, such as kidnapping, and you can practice to revert it.
- And don't try to delete Minecraft. He will follow you in your Minecraft dreams and still get you there
Duo's Punishments[]
- Simply killing you. He has many ways to do this, however usually he just breaks into your house holding a knife or gun.
- Holding your family for ransom. The only way you can get them back is if you practice daily for at least a week straight.
- Threats. These are usually the first warnings, before he does things to you for real.
- If you're like an Undefeatable or something around that caliber, Duo knows he can't kill you, and will instead threaten to commit suicide. It usually doesn't work, though.
- A good list of stuff Duo can do to you can be found here.
- The only person who survived a long time after not done his Russian was Martin and he did that by hiding in a bunker in the middle of the void till duo was killed. Duo did in this order, killed Martin's entire employee base, killed his dog, dreamed of performing acts we can't name and etc.
Trivia[]
- Once, when someone was kidnapped, Duo crashed through the door and shot the kidnapper. After the person thanked Duo, he replied, "You've got more Spanish to learn. You'll die when I say you're gonna die."
- For some reason he hates Big Chungus, Shaggy Rogers, and Moto Moto, and rivals them in power.
- DiD yOU pRaCTicE YOuR sPAnISh?
- As of the day duolingo died in 2030, He has killed 2000000000 people for missing their lessons
- He used to be good, however he tunred evil after he found out people weren't doing their lessons.
SPANISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT???
Duo forces an entire language book down your throat which alongside papercuts (ow!) will also change your language
SPANISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT???
Duo forces an entire language book down your throat which alongside papercuts (ow!) will also change your language