Teh spice must flow.
—Dunecat
The mighty Dunecat.
Dunecat is a god-like cat that lives in the realm of inside a blanket. It is currently the most powerful cat in the universe (Ceiling Cat is an out-verse cat). It is rarely seen by humans, the picture to the right being one of only twelve sightings.
Dunecat, like it says, controls both spice and the universe. According to our research team, we have no idea what this means. But Dunecat said it, so we can, will, and must treat it with great respect.
Dunecat's only weakness is its bad grammar.