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Dun dun dun! Dun Dun Dun Guy
Dun dun du- ahhhh! I'm dying! Dun Dun Dun Guy after getting executed.
Dun Dun Dun Guy (real name Osama Bin Laden) is a guy who shows up during dramatic situations, he is an enigmatic being, coming out of the shadows to say his name whenever a shocking relevation is revealed or a catastrophe happens, only to dip back in the shadows soon after. Few people have seen this anomalous creature due to him disappearing soon after. He is also responsible for the 9/11 attacks.
After Soviet Russia decided to stop being so Soviet, there weren't as many dramatic situations, so Dun Dun Dun Guy started planning to make more. These were, however, catastrophic (and even out of his reach), so much so he was killed eventually by his own misplanning and was created by WaSurge. (dun dun dun!) Suprised?
The Dun Dun Dun guy currently lives in a cave to avoid detection from the FBI and likes to talk to his friends via pigeon? You see, calling people is easily trackable whereas carrier pigeon is not. This is because pigeons are carbon-based lifeforms and not silicon-based machinery (you can believe that this is true because I have a Biology degree from an accredited university).
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- The Dun Dun Dun Guy is the same person as the Man in Black , that guy who illegally competes in the 39 clues books.
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