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TheUglyCountryofDrusselstein

The ugly country filled with horrible thoughts and stupidity

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The Flag of Drusselstein

Drusselstein is a neutral chaotic/evil/stupid country in Europe ruled by the evil European Union in 2020s. It parodied lotsa states in Europe. Drusselstein has monsters including Goozims, quarry eels, giant mosquitoes, and sirens. Viacom’s secret base is in Gimmelshtump, a idiotic town populated by selfish citizens and horrible poachers. Gimmelshtump is also a secret lair of the Loud House, where they have enslaved monsters in this country. In present days, everyone in Drusselstein started a civil war for Phineas and Ferb Day or Ferb and Phineas Day, until it got destroyed. Drusselstein is a country the be Roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. This is where Roger Doofenshirmtz (Not a brother of Heinz Doofenshirmtz since Heinz is a clone) and his parents lived. Roger left his childhood town to become mayor of the Tri-State-Area until he was murdered by Heinz Doofenshirmtz so Heinz has finally defeated a platypus and became a successful ruler

People of Drusselstein[]

The adults in Drusselstein are controversial chaotic neutral/evil beings of chaotic neutral and stupidity and keen on black magic (Such as repossessed Lawn Gnomes). They dressed their children in lawn gnome costumes leading to Chuck Norris’ dismay. Some children have lotsa sports such as Poke The Goozim With A Stick, Kick The Schtumpel, baseball, and kickball. They have dessert pastries such as Doonkleberry Cake and other Doonkleberry dessert foods. The religion is mostly focused in Christanity (Despite that Roger and his parents are secretly Satanists) when other people are Catholic or Lutheran in Germany. Due to horrible laws on New Years’ Day, you can’t change the channel, underwear, or hairstyle without getting arrested. In Stumblegimp, is where you get slapped in a sock for insulting people’s sides with showing sides. The people used the two song sides of the Der Kindlelumper (the bad negative song and the good positive song) as a stupid controversity to their relationships of their children. Drusselstein has very bad food that are gross. The Teletubbies tried to takeover this country due to its badly unsuitable behavior

Destruction[]

Despite that Heinz Doofenshmirtz was a clone instead of a son of Roger Doofenshmirtz’s parents, Heinz has successfully destroyed Drusselstein

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