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Bag, that was swell.
—Drew Pickles
Drew Pickles (born November 16, 1969 - February 8, 2013) is the main antagonist of the Rugrats series, introduced in the shame Rugrats vs. Barney Bunch. He's the evil brother of Stu Pickles who works as a killer who wants to do bad things to everybody in the episodes. Drew was also considered one of the most crazy sex maniacs never seen before in a YTP. It is believed there are only two people worse than Drew Pickles: Misha and Adolf Hitler.
Biography[]
Drew was an American Stupid pervert who sneaks out to poke Pingas Wrap at 2:00am. He finds little kids and does things so bad that they make Pedo Bear look like a child safety advocate. His first victim was Tommy Pickles. He was the guy who taught Adolf Hitler to be evil. No, not THE Adolf Hitler, he was dead for over 25 years at the time he was born, just a dude with the same name. Originally, before the Barney Bunch rises, he wasn't a Stupid maniac back then and he liked his daughter Angelica Pickles and took good care of her and even called her "Princess." He even often agreed with his brother, Stu Pickles most of the times.
Personality[]
Drew was evil, pedophiliac and cruel. While other Internet and YouTube Poop's villains have some level of morality, he had nothing of the sort. Drew killed without mercy 5 kids, violated more than 1000 additional kids around the world typically at Freddy's locations, and tried to turn the world into a site of gay and stupidity and reign in it as the supreme gaylord of the universe. Not for nothing, everyone in the UnAnything world had declared Drew as one of the most wanted criminals, only behind someone else (that being Skodwarde) in Bikini Bottom.
History[]
After many years of evil acts, Drew opened his own lemonade store on the street. The trade was a success immediately, and just when Drew came up with the idea of opening his own restaurant of fast food, he told everything to his brother, Stu Pickles, who betrayed him stealing his idea and leaving him with his lemonade store. Stu worked with The Actual Man Behind The Slaughter to complete the restaurant, called JR's. It got cool and popular, and Drew Pickles returned with his assistant, Arthur Read to get revenge against Stu, and Harold. After kicking out William Afton and replacing his with Arthur, they decided to frame Stu Pickles of an assult to a 6-year old Girl. Drew and Arthur escaped from the place leaving enough clues to blame him, however, Drew never expected that an international military DIE force from Koridai, Gamelon, the USUA, the Mushroom Kingdom, West Lolcat Land, the Weegee Kittehlandia Territories and planets Mobius and Pop Star made a team to destroy The Barney Bunch members. Drew committed a tragic error now that The Barney Bunch has been destroyed forever. Arthur never worked again with him since then.
Now being considered the most hated being in YTP world, an enraged and full of revenge Drew Pickles went to his old restaurant and murdered kids to avenge The Barney Bunch's destruction. This time Drew Pickles worked alone and did everything during the midnight. However, William Afton was pissed off at him ripping off his style of murdering, so he threw Drew Pickles into the Spring Bonnie suit and crushed him into a fine pulp. He DIEd and became an entity known RWQFSFASXC, also known as Shadow Bonnie. He just occasionally appears at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza nowadays, purging people from existence because he feels like it. This marked the end of the reign of gayness of Drew Pickles....or is it?.
In the following days, UnAnything World celebrated Drew's death, the only good thing William Afton has done.
The Barney Bunch[]
Drew was the co-founder and current/ former leader of an infamous group known as The Barney Bunch until it was destroyed by a worldwide task force. The Bunch was a group of pedos and manic murderers who devote their time to hurt innocent people without mercy. Drew and the group's objective is to turn all people in the UnUniverse into Pedo Bear clones and bring to the world a new era of evil and sadness. In many of his videos, Drew Pickles tries to show his inappropriate acts in front of the entire audience and turn them gay, but then YouTube takes them down. After that, he tries to upload them to a certain Montreal adult company, but even they refuse. Before, the group consisted of 10 members who thought like Drew Pickles but he resurrected an evil boy like him called Arthur Read and since that day, the group consisted of 11 members.
Character Info[]
Likes[]
- Hurting people
- His 300 mile long Pingas
- His 600-pound eldritch reproductive system
- Killing little kids
- Debauchery
- Arthur Read
- The Barney Bunch
- Men
- Washing his 300 mile long PINGAS at the car wash
- Quetzalcoatl
- DJSwell69
- Toast
- The Cxm Bucket
- Swell
- The Cxm Bucket's characters
- Pink
- Plastic Pingas
- Plastic Pingas (the shame)
- Plastic Pingas (the song)
- Space C*nt
- Violatings men
- Smacking women
- Traveling to different places
- Serving "super swell justice"
Dislikes[]
- Golden Freddy
- Ned Flanders
- Stu Pickles
- Adolf Hitler
- Skodwarde Squad
- Hideki Tojo
- Being called a monster
- Broly (once he gave a fatal punch to Drew in the face, deforming it and almost killing Drew)
- Freddy Fazbear's Gang (They scream at him too much)
- Everyone and everything
- UTUBETROLLPOLICE
- The Inescapable Tower (because it wasn't swell)
- This one cheeto
- Its Ok to be Gay by Tomboy
- W.D. Gaster (for throwing away his Popato Chisp bag into the CORE)
- Needles
- The Pube Muppet
- Women
- Erik "Tazman" Mokracek
- TheMysteriousMrEnter
- American cartoons with anime-like art styles (especially Teen Titans)
- Long lines of people
- Mexicans
- The manager busting out of his office
Trivia[]
- He has starred in too many NC17 films to count.
- His Pingas can grow infinitely long, he has the ability to control it's length.
- He has a "Pingas car" which he uses to violate little kids.
- He did the thing with Belle Delphine when he was 5 years old. He never told anyone.
- Drew was voiced by Michael Bell in the actual show, But was voiced by Microsoft Sam in the Barney Bunch and solo videos.
- He loves to hold his kids over a rail like A certain creep
- In 1996 he stole the plans for the Springtrap suit, and created the infamous animatronics for the Cxm Bucket, however, he programmed the suits to trap and do bad things to kids, which caused all of Bikini Bottom to riot and destroy the robots.
- He sometimes serves up "super swell justice", which is actually a relativistic laser of his "almond milk".