Drake is a black UnCanadian rapper who also does magic tricks and has a crush on Nicki Minaj (and tryna strike a chord and its prolly A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr). Drake is also one of the men with the best beard and buzzcut in the whole UnWorld, according to Squadala Ratings. His father is Snoop Dogg (but he was disowned).
He became the most popular music and rapper worldwide in 2023, so I do not recommend attempting to have a rap battle with him (unless your name is Kendrick Lamar). Or any battle, considering he ate a Devil Wumpa Fruit. It is the Firework-firework fruit, so that means he has the superpower to spawn and manipulate fireworks. He can spawn a firework in your page and cripple you, which he loves to use against his opps and rivals in Chicago and the slums of Canada (allegedly, because he claims to be "from the streets" even though we all know Drake isn't gangster).
History[]
Drake was a fat little kid who got picked on and bullied because of his fatness, and it all started because of his Oreos addiction. This Oreo addiction popped up because one kid gave Drake Oreos and then he became addicted to them. That kid then put nicotine in his Oreos. Drake would later find this out and then go on a eating spree, eating whatever he could find so he could become fat like CaseOh. He did this so that he could crush the kid with his weight, but then found a Devil Fruit and decided to take his chances and eat it. He got the power to spawn fireworks and control them. He realized that when he burped a firework explosion. Hhis own explosions don't harm him, but just hurt a bit.
He would then turn all of his excess stomach fat into a firework, and killed that kid that gave him drugged Oreos. No kid would ever bully him again.
He would later start rapping when he was 13. He loved rapping and rapped like 3 times a week. Then he loved it when this thing called autotune came out and he started using it for his voice ALL the time (thats when he didnt have to work as hard).
He started rapping in 2009, and made bangers the same week he joined the music/rapping industry.
Shortly after he would learn ninja attacks to utilize his fireworks with.
Firework ninja attacks[]
- DIE!: Your screwed. He launches a firework at your face and it explodes your head off.
- Hehe: Turns whatever he wants into fireworks, so he can lose weight by turning his fat into fireworks.
- Others: He just shoots a firework into the sky for no reason. He probably uses this on dates to impress women.
- Flight: He uses his fireworks to fly with an elytra (if he wants to glide), or just launch the explosion power out of his feet like Iron Man.
Beef with Kendrick and others[]
In 2024, the craziest thing happened! So somehow, a picture of his peepee was leaked on the internet, most likely because he sent it to a little girl leaked it himself for attention. And then, like a month or two later, he called Metro Boomin' a "tweeter deleter pants on fire liar liar" in a zesty Instagram livesteam because he was jealous he didn't get to be on the Spiderman movie soundtrack with his peers.
Drake says “EMBARRASSING💅💅💅”
Drake says “EMBARRASSING💅💅💅”
Kendrick Lamar, Future, and Metro Boomin' all responded with Like That, and Kendrick made his own songs too to pour salt on the wound and DISS DRAKE SO BADLY HIS CAREER WOULD NEVER RECOVER!!!!!!11!!! Not Like Us, Euphoria, 6:16, and Meet the Grahams were all the ones he did and he definitely whooped Drake's ass however the Hidden Stone Village hated the disstrack and tried to get Kendrick killed several times.
Drake responds to Kendrick LIVE!
Trivia[]
- Drake has collaborated on songs with pretty famous people, like Eminem.
- A little known fact about Drake is that he does magic tricks. He's a magician, and usually does tricks with fireworks and also does the normal stuff like pulling a bunny out of a hat.
- Drake is also a ninja due to some of his secret clandestine activities in Japan (we don't know what those activities are but we can only speculate).
- "That kid" was actually Ninten.